[-dustin]

...in the apartment for the weekend with the 2 cats. so far:

1) knocked potted plant off bar and onto the cream carpet
2) unravled 1/2 a roll of toilet paper and chewed it/ ate it.
3) stepped in its own **** and smeared it on the bathroom floor, then walked through the apartment
4) puked all over the walk-in rug (seriously, this is a LOT of puke...ew.)

and Mandi's only been gone 24hrs. can't wait to see what the next hours have to bring.

 

[thaflyinfatman]

Does your apartment have the proverbial "enough room to swing a cat"? If so...

 

[LordOpie]

2) unravled 1/2 a roll of toilet paper and chewed it/ ate it.

at least the paper will wipe that cats ass as he poops it out.

 

[steelewheels]

atleast she is comin back... As for me, time to drown my sorrows in a keg party!

 

[Cash-Money]

eat them

 

[kinghami3]

I hate cats. My parents had to reapolster their recliner and buy a whole new couch because our cat destroyed them. Plus it threw up and brought in dead rodents all the time. I moved to a school apartment and the cat dies (19 yrs old). I think I'm safe, right? Nope. I'm sitting at my computer and next thing I know something is scratching my leg. Not rubbing it, but scratching hard enough to break the skin. It's a stray cat that somehow got in. Throughout the whole year I would come in the apt. and find it sleeping on one of our pillows, and I don't have the slightest clue how it got in... I just can't get away from the beasts.

 

[rpk1988]

at least the paper will wipe that cats ass as he poops it out.

That is a brilliant statement.

 

[RaID]

one simple instruction:

20 sec in a microwave on high :evil:

 

[merrrrjig]

I love my dog!

 

[-dustin]

one simple instruction:

20 sec in a microwave on high :evil:

and ruin the microwave?!

 

[yonton228]

2) unravled 1/2 a roll of toilet paper and chewed it/ ate it.

now was it the good soft kind of toilet paper or the cheap sutff that hurts??