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so my girlfriend left me...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by -dustin, Sep 10, 2005.

  1. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    ...in the apartment for the weekend with the 2 cats. so far:

    1) knocked potted plant off bar and onto the cream carpet
    2) unravled 1/2 a roll of toilet paper and chewed it/ ate it.
    3) stepped in its own **** and smeared it on the bathroom floor, then walked through the apartment
    4) puked all over the walk-in rug (seriously, this is a LOT of puke...ew.)

    and Mandi's only been gone 24hrs. can't wait to see what the next hours have to bring. :thumb:
     

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  2. thaflyinfatman

    thaflyinfatman Turbo Monkey

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    Does your apartment have the proverbial "enough room to swing a cat"? If so...
     
  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    at least the paper will wipe that cats ass as he poops it out.
     
  4. steelewheels

    steelewheels Monkey

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    atleast she is comin back... As for me, time to drown my sorrows in a keg party!
     
  5. Cash-Money

    Cash-Money Turbo Monkey

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    eat them
     
  6. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    I hate cats. My parents had to reapolster their recliner and buy a whole new couch because our cat destroyed them. Plus it threw up and brought in dead rodents all the time. I moved to a school apartment and the cat dies (19 yrs old). I think I'm safe, right? Nope. I'm sitting at my computer and next thing I know something is scratching my leg. Not rubbing it, but scratching hard enough to break the skin. It's a stray cat that somehow got in. Throughout the whole year I would come in the apt. and find it sleeping on one of our pillows, and I don't have the slightest clue how it got in... I just can't get away from the beasts.
     
  7. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    That is a brilliant statement.
     
  8. RaID

    RaID Turbo Monkey

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    one simple instruction:

    20 sec in a microwave on high :evil:
     
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    merrrrjig Turbo Monkey

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    I love my dog!
     
  10. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    and ruin the microwave?!
     
  11. yonton228

    yonton228 Turbo Monkey

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    now was it the good soft kind of toilet paper or the cheap sutff that hurts??