[monkeyboy424]

I was watching My Name is Earl discs on my computer today, actually about 15 minutes ago, when something horrible happened. Actually, something funny happened, thats what was so horrible.

Seeing how i am now a rebelious college student, i was drinking a pepsi cola as i was watching said discs. I hadn't even lowered the can more than two inches from my lips, when the funny thing happened. THis resulted in me spitting my cola all over my computer. I hav never done that before in my life, and honestly, i'm dissappointed in myself for letting it happen. Usually i have more self control.

Just thought i would share.

 

[Rip]

Haha.

 

[cannondalejunky]

I was watching My Name is Earl...Seeing how i am now a rebelious college student....Usually i have more self control

i think if you're going to keep on with this, you should invest in a sperm guard for ur keyboard

 

[rideit]

yes. The fact that you had masturbated into your pepsi is actually irrelevant here.
Semen is clearly the underlying problem.


Hire a homeless filipino prostitute to lick it off, one key at a time. Negotiate an appropriate rate per semen covered key.

Trust me, you will appreciate the results.

Po ta tang inna Mo, beeotch!

 

[stevew]

Seeing how i am now a rebelious college student, i was drinking a pepsi cola as i was watching said discs. I hadn't even lowered the can more than two inches from my lips, when the funny thing happened. THis resulted in me spitting my cola all over my computer.

replace this....

i was drinking a pepsi cola as i was watching said discs. I hadn't even lowered the can more than two inches from my lips, when the funny thing happened. THis resulted in me spitting my cola all over my computer.

with this......

I was vigorously beating the bishop to the latest Olsen twins movie when I exploded like Mount St. Helens and was toppled over in my chair, knocking myself out. So much for my control.

 

[monkeyboy424]

ahha

for some reason i was not expecting this.

whatever, my computer still works. stickiness aside.

 

[-dustin]

since your keyboard is already sticky, you now have nothing holding you back from jacking off at the computer. lucky bastard.

 

[rideit]

Nothing except maybe his dorm-mate.

 

[chicodude]

since your keyboard is already sticky, you now have nothing holding you back from jacking off at the computer. lucky bastard.

Hahaha.....your posts are always hidden gems

 

[monkeyboy424]

Nothing except maybe his dorm-mate.

Who you calling queer?

 

[loco-gringo]

Carson Daly says you should have been studying. It's school karma.

 

[monkeyboy424]

you get 10 points, because i should have been studying. stupid carson daly.