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So that's why you're purple...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by r464, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Roof hobos beware...

     

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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    They should just line the roof with razor blades... then hose them down with alcohol.
     
  3. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    According to the other post, razor blades are too damned expensive... :)
     
  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    A bed of rusty nails then?


    Oh right, they probably would meditate on top of them.
     
  5. MTBracer

    MTBracer Monkey

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    How about security officials stand by the train and keep them from climbing up in the first place? :think:
     
  7. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Once the train started moving, I'd knock them off with a fire hose. That'll teach 'em.
     
  8. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Glue busted bottle bottoms to the roof of the trains. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
     
  9. kev211

    kev211 Monkey

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    or send the trains through tunnels with about 6 inches of clearance.

    can you say decapitation? That would teach them never to do it again :busted:
     
  10. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    That would require them to build tunnels to send the trains through, and they'd have to pay some poor SOB to clean up the mess.
     
  11. S.n.a.k.e.

    S.n.a.k.e. Monkey

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    It might even help to quell that pesky overpopulation problem they are experiencing.
     
  12. kev211

    kev211 Monkey

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    Exactly! See, killing two birds with one stone! Almost litteraly haha
     
  13. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Wait - so Indonesians are birds??? I didn't know that. I'm glad we're not buying that place.
     
  14. kev211

    kev211 Monkey

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    Haha very funny. Notice I put Almost? Haha bad joke on my part