She's living with some guy who travels a lot...Should have said yes, and hit it once more for old times sake.
Hick.My friend George Jones told me a similar story:
(She thinks I still care.)
Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I rang her number by mistake today
She thinks I still care.
Just because I haunt the same old places
Where the mem'ry of her lingers ev'rywhere
Just because I'm not the happy guy I used to be
She thinks I still care.
But if she's happy thinkin' I still need her
Then let that silly notion bring her cheer
But how could she ever be so foolish
Oh, where would she get such an idea.
Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I saw her then went all to pieces
She thinks I still care.
She thinks I still care...
OMFG, that is so horribly evil. I need to share that at work tomorrow.alabama hot pocket
I could have sworn you said, love it like a squeeling pig.Love, ain't it a splendid thing
Things I would have said back.The Second Ex Wife Just Called to See if I Wanted to Buy Her Drinks Tonight...
So he could be like...aw you should have pretended to be the other guy and then shown up and been like hey!
You suck for that.So he could be like...
aww, it's you? I didn't know you like pina coladas?
Agreed!You suck for that.
How do you not know what your ol' lady freaking drinks Rupert?
is that a rhetorical question?She hawt?
I was going to ask the same thing. It would be really good to know to avoid future embarassment.....Which is the right definition though?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot-pocket
is that a rhetorical question?
she was once with stinkyboy.
Why are divorces so expensive?
Because they are worth it!
No, but he is my friend. You'll like him fine.Loco's evil twin got an account?