[sam_little]

...and sniper scopes crouched in the bushes outside of my window at work right now. No idea what's going on, but pretty spooky. I work in some federal research labs in Oregon; maybe there is some high-up visiting today, but I didn't hear about it.

Weird.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dude - throw a molotov cocktail down near them. That'll be good for a few laughs.

 

[binary visions]

...and sniper scopes crouched in the bushes outside of my window at work right now.

Open the window and start throwing spitballs at them. See what they do.

 

[Polandspring88]

Open the window and start throwing spitballs at them. See what they do.

You throw spitballs? Usually I shoot them out of a straw, but whatever makes you happy...

 

[robdamanii]

They're there for the intervention.

 

[binary visions]

You throw spitballs? Usually I shoot them out of a straw, but whatever makes you happy...

Wuss.

My spitballs don't fit in a straw. Might be able to use a paper towel tube...

 

[hooples3]

sneak up on one of them and scream in their ear

 

[sam_little]

Lame. They are packing up without one shot fired. Interestingly, they packed up about 30 seconds after the best looking woman in the building walked by. Perhaps it was all a setup to cash in on the "man in uniform" appeal? mmmm hmmm... he sure looks like he can handle a weapon... right, and if his mastery of the donut is any indication, he'll be great with a cockring as well.

 

[stosh]

Maybe somone had the hickups?

 

[binary visions]

Maybe somone had the hickups?

Winner.

 

[Cooter Brown]

maybe someone googled the word 'terrist' at your work

 

[stosh]

maybe someone googled the word 'terrist' at your work

and then made a phone call outside the US.

 

[Barbaton]

and then made a phone call outside the US.

or made a phone call inside the us

 

[robdamanii]

I keep telling you to pay your parking tickets man.