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So this guy cuts me off in the parking lot today

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MMike

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
So I'm all "Smooth move Exlax!"
So he's all "you want a piece of this?"
SO I'm like "Bring it bitch!"
So he starts out with a lame moon walk.
I answer with a robot, wave through the arm, down my legs, back up through the other arm, and fire the laser back at him. He catches it, but immediately goes into a back spin. I know at this point the guy is way out of his league. I get the carboard out of the trunk of my car, and into a windmill. He totally got served. He won't be cutting ME off in the parking lot anymore.

True story.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
I had a drunk ass friend who got arrested for trying to start a dance fight in a bar, it was possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
MMike said:
regular dance fights are ghey. BREAKdance fights are a contest of warrior against warrior.
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I don't know what kind of dance fight my friend tried to start, he just kind of convulsed and told the group of douche bags they had been served.
 
eaterofdog

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
9,206
2,728
Central Florida
We took this dude I went to high school with down to the clubs one night. He's a beefy guy who fights for the hell of it. We are pulling in and some tool cuts us off hard to steal our spot and flips us off. So my friend pulls him out of the car, punches him a few times (which is like being hit with cinderblocks) AND PUTS HIM BACK INTO THE CAR. I was so funny, it was like he was picking up after himself.
 
Da Peach

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,781
5,220
North Van
MMike said:
So I'm all "Smooth move Exlax!"
So he's all "you want a piece of this?"
SO I'm like "Bring it bitch!"
So he starts out with a lame moon walk.
I answer with a robot, wave through the arm, down my legs, back up through the other arm, and fire the laser back at him. He catches it, but immediately goes into a back spin. I know at this point the guy is way out of his league. I get the carboard out of the trunk of my car, and into a windmill. He totally got served. He won't be cutting ME off in the parking lot anymore.

True story.
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You should have done the windmill on the roof of his car, then wormed off, then done that cool move where you land flat on your back like a board, snapped up to your feet then wiped the sweat off your forehead and blown it in his face.

But I guess hindsight is always 20:20...
 
brungeman

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,170
0
da Burgh
Da Peach said:
You should have done the windmill on the roof of his car, then wormed off, then done that cool move where you land flat on your back like a board, snapped up to your feet then wiped the sweat off your forehead and blown it in his face.

But I guess hindsight is always 20:20...
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I hate when I think of a comeback statement like that after the fact!

I always like the backflip to split to freak out the masses! especaially when I can get out of the split by slide my feet back together. My upperbody always looks like a elevator when I do it. Such a sweet move!
 
dhbuilder

dhbuilder

jingoistic xenophobe
Aug 10, 2005
3,040
0
so let me get this straight.

yesterday as i was driving home from windrock,
i had to come to a stop to make a left turn across oncoming traffic.
behind me a driver was livid because i had dared to bring his god given right to tailgate to a halt.

he then proceeded to lay on his horn for the duration of his wait.
obviously my first thought was to empty a clip in his radiator.

but ya'll are saying i should have jumped out and danced for the guy ?

the times they are a changin.
 
MMike

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
dhbuilder said:
so let me get this straight.

yesterday as i was driving home from windrock,
i had to come to a stop to make a left turn across oncoming traffic.
behind me a driver was livid because i had dared to bring his god given right to tailgate to a halt.

he then proceeded to lay on his horn for the duration of his wait.
obviously my first thought was to empty a clip in his radiator.

but ya'll are saying i should have jumped out and danced for the guy ?

the times they are a changin.
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What other option is there?
 
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skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
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0
i'm planning a breakdance fight to go down at school on halloween to help determine the best costume. currently i am trying to see where i can rent one of these:
 
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