[Full Trucker]

"I think I lost an electron!"

And the bartender says "Are you sure, buddy?"















"Oh yeah," the atom says, "I'm positive!"

 

[SkaredShtles]

Ummmm.........

Uh............

Ha ha?

-S.S.-

 

[binary visions]

What fruit can you make from 1 barium and 2 sodiums?

 

[narlus]

banana

 

[Mackie]

"Oh yeah," the atom says, "I'm positive!"

Not bad, as far a science jokes go. As a scientist I get to hear lots of science jokes, and they are almost always bad. I'm involved in Endocrinology, so that may partially explain why this one is my favorite:


How do you make a hormone?

































Don't pay her!
OK, this one may be better if you say it out loud.......

 

[binary visions]

Whatta ya' call this?

(nice quick Paint job)

 

[biggins]

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead
whyd the other monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was stapled to the dead one.

 

[narlus]

ferris (ferrous) wheel

 

[binary visions]

ferris (ferrous) wheel

Two of the horrible chemistry puns in a row, give the man a stuffed bear!

 

[Ciaran]

ACK! Science jokes!

 

[HTFR]

Whatta ya' call this?

(nice quick Paint job)

hoho very funny. why don't you calculate the slope of this bat when its tangent to your head!

 

[Damn True]

Dude I told you that joke in Durango!

 

[Full Trucker]

Dude I told you that joke in Durango!

Sssssh! Did not!