[DirtyMike]

On this beutiful saturday evening. Myself, I just got back from a suprose birthday party for My older Brother. Now I am sitting out back with a glass of Courvossier<sp> and a Macenudo Hampton Court chillin lookin up random stuff on the internet.

 

[cliffster5]

Thought you were trying to figure out a way to get your testicles out of a vise for having ruined your wife's favorite blouse (jk dude... if I knew anything to help you out with that I'd gladly volunteer the info... good luck). My wife and kid, having no tolerance for yet another night of Olympics watching have commandered the TV forcing me to watch the streaming track cycling on said internet

 

[CRoss]

I am doing the samething I have done since Wednesday. I am sitting on the couch watching the Olympics and surfing the net with a pressurized ice pack wrapped around my leg. It is oh so fun!!

 

[Ciaran]

I'm working till 6 am.

I am going home for lunch with the wife soon though. Burritos, beer, and buds for lunch.

 

[DRB]

stabbin' some hobos

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

stabbin' some hobos

Oh, that was you ?

Wait, the guy I saw asked if he could borrow some BBQ sauce, weird.

 

[DirtyMike]

Thought you were trying to figure out a way to get your testicles out of a vise for having ruined your wife's favorite blouse (jk dude... if I knew anything to help you out with that I'd gladly volunteer the info... good luck). My wife and kid, having no tolerance for yet another night of Olympics watching have commandered the TV forcing me to watch the streaming track cycling on said internet

Ha, no she did the ruining. She was going to toss it out, but I said" Hey why not just let me try to bleach it out and redye it, no harm in trying if its already lost" But your right, if I try and fail, it will become my fault

 

[cliffster5]

....if I try and fail, it will become my fault

Exactly! You see, that's the sh!t they don't tell you when you apply for the marriage liscense.

 

[DirtyMike]

I have always just been my normal Asshole self, that way I already know I am getting into trouble.

Remember it is easier to ask for forgiveness, than to get permission!!!

 

[cliffster5]

Permission? Ah so that's why everything seems like such a goddamned negotiation. The way I figure it I just don't have enough forgiveness points in the marriage bank. The first 2 or 3 five hour bike rides with the cell phone on vibrate took care of that.

 

[jimmydean]

It's been in the 100's for the last 3 days. I sit inside with the AC on and try not to move.

 

[JewBagel]

Frisbee drinking game at coworkers house with a quick jaunt to Albertsons for food. Then proceed to get nailed in the face with a frisbee, decide drinking and throwing things in the general direction of others is a bad idea, go inside to watch Phelps win #8:biggrin:. See most amazing lightning I've seen in 10 years in town and ride home intoxicated. It is midnight and still to damn hot

 

[MountainDrew]

Sitting here "working" from 6:00am to noon, banking some mad overtime, so I can buy more toys...if my wife lets me.

 

[stevew]

I relax, fvck the word "chill".

Listening to Bill Evans and drinking whiskey works for me.