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So Who Did **** Up the World?

dan-o

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I blame all the 3rd world twits asking for equality. Make more sneakers, biotch!
 

TN

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Jul 9, 2002
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mrbigisbudgood said:
  • Bon Jovi
  • They gave love a bad name
you and those bullets points. :blah:

I am going to say the Muslims & their freedom robbing, MTV hating, liberty raping, oil hogging, suicide bombing, sunuvabitches.... :D
 

Skookum

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Westy said:
Humans. But you could blame god for not creating another animal that is really good at eating us.
Sounds like reasonable logic to me... Until the aliens attack i fear we'll just carry on all of our ritualistic predatory practices on each other.
 

TN

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Skookum said:
Sounds like reasonable logic to me... Until the aliens attack i fear we'll just carry on all of our ritualistic predatory practices on each other.
we are aliens. the primordial ooze was alien matter. that is why you can find traces of the cosmos in our bodies. :think:
 

ALEXIS_DH

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depends what part of the world...
around here the spaniards and the portuguese did a crapatastic job, but at least didnt kill every indian... in the states the british did a better after-job on a worse job base (by exterminatin almost every indian).
the french and beligim also did awful crap in africa.

i´d guess its
(rolling drums) the vatican/fundy-catholics..... the crusades, holy inquisition, the blessing to kill and convert indians gives them an edge.
 

Westy

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Skookum said:
Sounds like reasonable logic to me... Until the aliens attack i fear we'll just carry on all of our ritualistic predatory practices on each other.
Actually if you look at the human population from a more natural perspective we may hit a critical population level where disease can travel faste enough to wipe out a significant % of the population. We have seen some scary stuff like SARS lately but it is rather benign. A good mutation of the Marburg or Ebola virus could wipe out a good 75% of humans in a year. And we are worried about terrorist getting their hands on nukes.
 

Silver

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All of the above, plus the Spanish, then the Germans, then Russia and the US.

edit: Also the Dutch and Japanese. Basically, anyone who ever had any sort of empire.
 

Changleen

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Silver said:
All of the above, plus the Spanish, then the Germans, then Russia and the US.

edit: Also the Dutch and Japanese. Basically, anyone who ever had any sort of empire.
The Roman Empire was cool. They advanced the health, technology and infrastructure of every nation they touched. After they'd killed the local resistance of course.
 

dan-o

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Changleen said:
The Roman Empire was cool. They advanced the health, technology and infrastructure of every nation they touched. After they'd killed the local resistance of course.
Did they call it Operation Iraqi Freedom?
 

Changleen

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dan-o said:
Did they call it Operation Iraqi Freedom?
No, That's where you say you're going to make things better, then steal all the natural resources, destroy the existing infrastructure, give lip service to rebuilding, kill 100,000s of non-combatants and then plunge the country into civil war. The Romans probably didn't feel the need to wrap their campaigns with PR gloss. After all, they were more honest about their intentions.
 

spincrazy

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fluff said:
Was it the Brits, the Belgians, the French, the Germans?

Answers (plus reasons) below:
It was me. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

(Red wire to blue wire damnit. RED wire to BLUE wire!!!! I'll never learn...)
 

dan-o

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Changleen said:
No, That's where you say you're going to make things better, then steal all the natural resources, destroy the existing infrastructure, give lip service to rebuilding, kill 100,000s of non-combatants and then plunge the country into civil war. The Romans probably didn't feel the need to wrap their campaigns with PR gloss. After all, they were more honest about their intentions.
So the Romans woke up one day and decided to singlehandedly improve the world around them with no selfish intentions?


:stosh:
 

valve bouncer

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Silver said:
The master dildoist is able to slip things through when he needs too...
I think it might be that in America cunt is so far beyond the pale that they think no-one will dare to use it. Obviously they haven't spent time in any other English speaking country.


P.S- RM mate, I'm not trying to wind you up, just having a laugh. Bit of tweaking is needed. ;)