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Some dude attemps to BBQ himself at White House

N8 v2.0

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Man Tries to Set Self Ablaze at White House
Monday, November 15, 2004

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An unidentified man tried to set himself on fire outside the White House fence midday Monday, witnesses said.

Onlookers said the incident took place outside the Northwest gate. Uniformed Secret Service gents were seen rushing to surround the man, who had graying hair and glasses. He was heard screaming in pain.

Television cameras captured the aftermath. Smoke hung in the air around the man as paramedics rushed to provide aid. The man appeared to be clutching his hand in pain, but it was unclear how serious his burns were.

A spokesman for the District of Columbia Fire Department said the man suffered burns over about 30 percent of his body.


Man starts fire outside White House
From correspondents in Washington | 16nov04

A BEARDED man shouting "Allah" was injured while apparently setting fire to his belongings outside the White House today and was quickly subdued by Secret Service guards.

A Reuters reporter saw the man try to present a manila envelope to guards near a Secret Service post on Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington.

Moments later, a plume of smoke rose above the guard post, while two guards wrestled the man to the ground and a third extinguished flames that engulfed his briefcase and overcoat a few metres away.

The man, who appeared to suffer from a burn to his right hand, groaned and repeatedly shouted "Allah", as guards held him on the ground. The area was cordoned off and fire trucks and ambulances arrived on the scene.

Neither the Secret Service nor the White House offered immediate comment on the incident, and the man was not identified.
 

MikeD

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Well, I guess that beats an explosive vest...

The buddhists are probably glad he's apparently a muslim, eh? He's an embarrassment to self-immolators everywhere...
 

N8 v2.0

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..and now the rest of the story...

Terror Informant Ignites Himself Near White House
Yemeni Was Upset at Treatment by FBI
Washington Post | November 16, 2004 | Caryle Murphy and Del Quentin Wilber

A Falls Church man who worked as a federal informant on terrorism set himself on fire in front of the White House yesterday, hours after announcing his suicide attempt and citing his growing despondency over how the FBI managed his case.

More: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A51575-2004Nov15.html
 

llkoolkeg

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MikeD said:
The buddhists are probably glad he's apparently a muslim, eh? He's an embarrassment to self-immolators everywhere...
HAHAHAHA! He's like those people that "attempt" suicide by eating a handful of diet pills- nothing but a pathetic plea for attention. He lacked the committment to use a gallon of gasoline and instead opted for spraying himself down with half a can of Alberto VO5 hairspray...that or he was just another dumb bungler like that oaf Reid who tried to light the fuse of his clownshoe with a match while on a plane. :rolleyes:
 

ohio

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llkoolkeg said:
He lacked the committment to use a gallon of gasoline
he had poured gasoline and would be setting himself on fire in two minutes
he was listed in critical condition with burns over about 30 percent of his body
"I saw flames, really quick, because they put them out."
30 percent despite being put out almost immediately... I'd say it was a solid effort on his part.