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  1. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Is eating General Tsaos chicken in here today. All I got is bananas, yogut, tangerines, corn nuts, granola, scrambled eggs and water

    :mad:

    I should be eating General Gows chicken and the fat bastard that got it should be eating my phood. FAT BASTARD
     
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  2. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    ha you are a hippy!!
     
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  3. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    I'll trade you for a ham sandwich...
     
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  4. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    I was with ya right up to the scrambled eggs :barf:
     
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  5. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Nobody said asceticism would be easy. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. amydalayna

    amydalayna Turbo Monkey

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    how did you bring scrambled eggs to work? very curious.
    i am defrosting some turkey soup, but some greasy chinese food sounds better.
     
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  7. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Eggs cook really well in a microwave.
     
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    berkshire_rider Growler

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    $hit, I had left over lasagna. I should have ordered General Tso's for lunch. Now I want some. :mumble:
     
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  9. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Yeah, microwave, to kill all the nutrients. Canadian bacon with it. Organic katchup on top. I got a thing against people with fat guts eating food that tastes better than what I'm eating. FAT BASTERDS
     
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  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Suck it up, Princess. :p
     
  11. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Damn, some greezy chinese food does sound pretty good.
     
  12. amydalayna

    amydalayna Turbo Monkey

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    but that's why they're fat! geez. because most of us know better then eating fried food for lunch everyday.

    this guy i work with eats fast food all the time. and he's sick ALL THE TIME.
     
  13. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    well at least Knuck is trying to eat well and he cares about his health....D
     
  14. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    mmmmmmmmm................

    Boneless spare ribs
    Crab rangoons
    Sweet and sour chicken
    Egg Fool Old


    :help:
     
  15. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You don't have to suffer to eat well and care about your health. :confused:
     
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    And we can see that the effort has helped him to remain calm... :D
     
  17. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Here's what I'm going on in January for a month :mumble:

    DAILY PLAN

    Before breakfast - a glass of Acidophilus milk or Sauerkraut juice is taken.

    Breakfast - Muesli (regular cereal) is overlaid with 2 tablespoons (30 ml) of Flax Oil and honey and fresh fruit according to season - berries, cherries, apricots, peaches, grated apple. Vary the flavour from day to day. Use any nuts except peanuts! Herbal teas as desired or black tea. A 4 oz (120 g) serving of THE SPREAD (directions below). This is fine to eat 'straight' like a custard, or add it to other foods taken in the day as you will see.

    Morning tea (10am) - A glass of fresh carrot juice, apple, celery, or beet-apple juice is taken.

    Lunch - Raw salad with yoghurt-Flax Oil Mayonnaise (directions below).
    In addition to 'greens' salads, use grated turnips, carrots, kohlrabi, radishes, sauerkraut or cauliflower. A fine powder of horseradish, chives or parsley may be added for flavour.

    Cooked Meal Course - Steamed vegetables, potatoes, or such grains as rice, buck-wheat or millet may be served. to these add either THE SPREAD or THE MAYO - for flavour and to up your intake of Flax Oil. Also mix THE SPREAD with potatoes for an especially hearty meal. Add caraway, chives, parsley or other herbs.

    Dessert - Mix fresh fruit other than those used for breakfast with THE SPREAD, this time (instead of honey), flavoured using cream of lemon, vanilla or berries.

    Afternoon Tea (4pm) - A small glass of natural wine (no preservatives) or champagne or fresh fruit juice with 1-2 tablespoons of honey-coated Fax Seeds.

    Supper - Have this early, at 6pm. Make a hot meal using buckwheat, oat or soy cakes. grits from buckwheat are the very best and can be placed in a vegetable soup, or in a more solid form of cakes with herbal sauce. Sweet sauces & soups can always be given far more healing energy by adding THE SPREAD. Only honey or grape juice can be used for sweeteners. NO white sugar (or brown!) Only freshly squeezed juices and NOT reconstituted juices (preservative danger) may be used. These must be completely natural.

    How to prepare 'THE SPREAD'

    Place 250 ml (8.5 oz) Flax Oil into a mixer bowl and add one pound (450 g) of 1% Cottage Cheese (ie low fat eg Quark) and add 4 tablespoons (60 ml) of Honey. Turn on the mixer and add just enough low fat milk or water to get the contents of the bowl to blend in together. In 5 minutes, a preparation of custard consistency results that has NO taste of the oil (and no oily 'ring' should be seen when you rinse out the bowl).

    Alternatively, you can use Yoghurt instead of Cottage Cheese in proportions of 1 oz (30 g) of Yoghurt to 1 tablespoon (15 ml) each of Flax Oil and of honey and blend as above.

    NOTE: When Flax Oil is blended like this, it does not cause diarrhoea even when given in large amounts. It reacts chemically with the (sulphur) proteins of the cottage cheese, yoghurt, etc.

    How to prepare 'THE MAYO' (Mayonnaise):

    Mix together 2 tablespoons (30 ml) Flax Oil, 2 tablespoons (30 ml) milk, and 2 tablespoons (30 ml) Yoghurt.

    Then add 2 tablespoons (30 ml) of Lemon juice (or Apple Cider Vinegar) and add 1 teaspoon (2.5g) Mustard plus some herbs such as marjoram or dill.

    Next add 2 or 3 slices of health food store pickles (no preservatives! - read label!) and a pinch of herbal salts.

    (The above mayonnaise plus lots of mustard and a few bananas is very tasty!)
     
  18. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I'm the bad guy? When did that happen?

     
  19. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    It's beyond me why someone would do something like this, but good luck, Knuck! :thumb:
     
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    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    self torture is all. Clean out all the crap in my suit
     
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    I didn't say you were bad, I said that you remain calm, serene, unagitated, one with the universe...
     
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    A hair shirt. Try a hair shirt. With organic lice. :D
     
  23. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    <shrug>

    Have at it, man!
     
  24. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I meant. I'm the bad guy, when did that happen?
     
  25. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    You go through all that effort to eat healthy, and yet you claim to go to Orgies. Yeah, that is balanced.
    At least when you die of aids at 50, you will have the cardiovascular system of an 18 year old.
    Please pass the organic ketchup.:blah:
     
  26. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Organic ketchup........... that's funny, funny $hit.
     
  27. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    so this is your coworker?


     
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    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I went to 1 orgy ALRIGHT? It was on the to do list. I didn't say I was with anyone besides my own wife either, now did I?
     
  29. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I guess I'm missing the point of an orgy if you're only with your wife. :confused: