[s1ngletrack]

I started this tax class that H&R Block offers because I figure that it is good stuff to know (and also know that the lady whose done my taxes in the past makes serious bank in the 4 months a year that she works) - I can barely get through 10 minutes of my reading / work without my eyes glazing over - seriously, this has to be some of the most boring sh1t ever recorded on paper.

 

[Westy]

Let me know when, where and what caliber. Do you want to die quickly or would you prefer to suffer? For 100$ I can film it and send copies to your family.

 

[s1ngletrack]

Let me know when, where and what caliber. Do you want to die quickly or would you prefer to suffer? For 100$ I can film it and send copies to your family.

I take it back - I've always figured that a person can only die once - I'll pay you 250 if you can disembowel me, Braveheart style, and record it for my family

 

[jdcamb]

Guns = Jail

But I would kick the **** out of you for free. I can assure you of some sort of Hospitalization. I am told I am quite good at giving a beatdown. I am so itching to give one too. I would travel up to 200 miles too......jdcamb

 

[s1ngletrack]

Bad @ss - except I live in Denver (significantly more than 200 miles from Rochester) - and need to be back by 6pm tonight to attend above mentioned class. Do you have any associates locally - whereby you might administer said ass-kicking vicariously?

 

[stosh]

Bad @ss - except I live in Denver (significantly more than 200 miles from Rochester) - and need to be back by 6pm tonight to attend above mentioned class. Do you have any associates locally - whereby you might administer said ass-kicking vicariously?

HOw about I e-mail you an ass whoppin!

 

[DVNT]

I can recommend a few BDSM forums to look into.
A much healthier hobby that accounting IMHO.

 

[stosh]

I can recommend a few BDSM forums to look into.
A much healthier hobby that accounting IMHO.

you are scaring me today....

 

[s1ngletrack]

HOw about I e-mail you an ass whoppin!

Perfect - just make sure not to include "ass" in the title or it may get caught by the spam filters - you couldn't e-mail me a completed example of IRS form 1040A Schedule 2, Child and Dependent Care Expenses for Form 1040A Filers 2003 while you're at it could you?

 

[s1ngletrack]

I can recommend a few BDSM forums to look into.
A much healthier hobby that accounting IMHO.

The best part is that I f***Ing loathe anything to do with budgets, accounting, etc... I just thought this would help me to deal with my phobia (turns out it's not so much a phobia as a burning hatred)

 

[Westy]

Since this is a bike related forum just do something really stupid and bike related. Huck a road bike off of a 50 ft drop with a rock strewn tranny. Of course have it taped for our internet enjoyement.

 

[s1ngletrack]

I hucked an AC1 off a 9 footer onto a nearly flat tranny (25 degree) last night and taped it - but somehow I don't think that'll qualify

 

[jdcamb]

Bad @ss - except I live in Denver (significantly more than 200 miles from Rochester) - and need to be back by 6pm tonight to attend above mentioned class. Do you have any associates locally - whereby you might administer said ass-kicking vicariously?

They aren't answering the phone right now. But if you just show up at thier house I am sure they would gladly give you a beat down. How far are you from Englewood? ....jdcamb

 

[Westy]

I hucked an AC1 off a 9 footer onto a nearly flat tranny (25 degree) last night and taped it - but somehow I don't think that'll qualify

If you were travelling horizontally at about 51 feet/second when you made the drop the 25 degree tranny would have been perfect.

 

[s1ngletrack]

Probably about 30 minutes or so - that'll work out nicely too because I can just leave from Swedish hospital afterward and it'll be a straight shot to tax form hell @ 6

 

[s1ngletrack]

If you were travelling horizontally at about 51 feet/second when you made the drop the 25 degree tranny would have been perfect.

In other words 15 mph through sloppy mud = less than ideal

 

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