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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm riding home from work moving pretty fast. I see a bus in my mirror so I'm dancing on the pedals (I know, not really) and kick it up to 30mph (slight downhill to help) since I hate buses and wanted to stay in ahead of it.

    I'm approaching a bus stop full of black teens. One steps out into the street -- I don't know why. I swerve to miss him eventho I'm about three feet from the curb.

    He yells, "wooooooooooo!"

    His buddy yells, "That nigger's fast!"

    :D

    Not only did some black teens call me a nigger, but he said I was fast too! :D

    :monkeydance: :thumb:
     

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  2. r464

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    Wait...

    You ride a bike?
     
  3. mntbiker2

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    wait....

    your black?
     
  4. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    He has a black? I think that's against the law!
     
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    1: he stepped out into the street to see which bus was behind you
    2: you blew by him so fast that he was blinded by the dust cloud hence them calling you that cuz they had their eyes closed and couldn't see anything but darkness
    3: why do you hate busses?
     
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    He called you nigga not nigger. There is a difference.
     
  9. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    out of all vehicles...

    including red necks, a few of which have tried to run me down and one fired his hand gun (at me, don't know)

    ...buses are the most dangerous to me.

    On regular basis, they have the least amount of respect, yield the least, and merge back over closer than anyone else on the road. They right hook me more than any other group of vehicles... if you include passing me, then immediately stopping at a bus stop as a "right hook".
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Technically, he meant "nigga", but he actually did say, "nigger". The "r" was strong and present. Probably cuz he was so impressed and surprised by my awesomeness.
     
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    When I was a messenger, there were two forms of life out to kill me:

    Bus drivers and postal workers. :shakefist:
     
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    How many have you killed in retaliation?

    ... or at least flung poo at?
     
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    <rodney.dangerfield>

    I get no respect I tell ya, no respect.

    </rd>
     
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    I once threw a coffee cup into a bus driver's open window after he cut me off, does that count?
     
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    That's how kids talk.
     
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    Its almost like a compliment Opie. Well, to them. Maybe you should change you're name to white lightning or, fast n!gger
     
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    That's how I took it.

    And they said I was fast! :monkeydance:
     
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    did you look like you were starvin?
     
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    It's funny how people say the first thing that comes into their heads regardless of the appropriateness of the words. I mean "fast"? As if.
     
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    you ****ing jew .....trying to be a nigger.......worst kind of jew....ya jew
     
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    jigger?
     
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    I yelled faggot at some hicks pulling a boat one day when they yelled for us to get off the road. Probably not fitting, but apparently faggot was to be my next insult that day. :busted:
     
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    quit your bitching, k*ke!
     
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    as in, as high as?
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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  38. LordOpie

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    Exactly.
     
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    This Kate?

    edit: I'm getting sick of 1 week vacations. Permabans are next. Stop posting porn you assholes.
     
  40. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I approve, but that's NSFW. Not my work anyways :)