[kizzi77]

Everyone makes fun of me because I eat alot of fake meat. They want to relate every thing to tofu...tofurkey, tosandwich, tofizza, etc. So I had an idea for an awesome tofu meat alternative but some bastards just stole my idea:

But mine was called TOFUMAN.

you can check them out at www.eathufu.com

 

[splat]

So this is for the healthy canibal ?!

 

[LordOpie]

vegetarians who eat meat-flavored products suck. Be true to yourself. If you're a canibal, be a canibal.

 

[laura]

vegetarians who eat meat-flavored products suck. Be true to yourself. If you're a canibal, be a canibal.

allow me to interject. tofurkey and most of the like are not intended to taste like meat, they are something to use in the place of meat. tofurkey does not taste like turkey, fake chicken nuggets don't taste like chicken and most veggie burgers are not supposed to taste like real burgers. its so that you can have something to throw on the grill besides a mushroom and some zucchini if you don't eat meat.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I dont understand how some of you can eat something without knowing it suffered at least a little. How lame is that? I want my animals abused before slaughter.

 

[jdcamb]

I dont understand how some of you can eat something without knowing it suffered at least a little. How lame is that? I want my animals abused before slaughter.

If a animal is properly slaughtered it feels no pain. In fact you want the animal to be in a relaxed state before they are slaughtered. Most mammals release their bowels when they die in a state of fear or agitation.

 

[punkassean]

I like the real dead animals and the fake ones so what does that make me? I eat fake sausage for breakfast most of the time but I'l also go real on rare occasions. I also eat real burgers and steaks once in awhile. Anything in moderation....

 

[Urban FR'er 666]

Nothing but the real thing for me!!! Tofu is the most dissgusting thing in the world!

 

[zahgurim]

Tofu makes me fart mustard gas. I don't mind it too much in soup or something, but the girlfriend hates when I eat it.

I enjoy it the day before long train rides the best. It just seems to taste better.

 

[splat]

If you do want your tofu flavored , do you really want it to taste like human flesh ?

Hmmm I wonder if if comes in flavors for different parts of the body ? :devil: I knowwhat parts I'd be ordering

 

[stevew]

most veggie burgers are not supposed to taste like real burgers.

When my brother was a veggie boy he made the mistake of trying veggie burgers.

Lets just say they did not agree with his digestive tract.

 

[TN]

If a animal is properly slaughtered it feels no pain. In fact you want the animal to be in a relaxed state before they are slaughtered. Most mammals release their bowels when they die in a state of fear or agitation.

not to mention all of the bad JuJu....

 

[Brian HCM#1]

If God didn't intend us to eat meat, he wouldn't have invented cows

 

[BigMike]

If God didn't intend us to eat meat, he wouldn't have invented cows

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

If God didnt want us to eat meat, why did he make it taste so good?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

kizzi77,

Are you actually a woman from wherever or are you stinkyboy trying another gambit?

There's something about deliberately provocative posts on a range of hot-button topics that might make some of us wonder.

J

 

[Trainwreck]

kizzi77,

Are you actually a woman from wherever or are you stinkyboy trying another gambit?

Ha ha! The legacy continues...

Remember, there's plenty of room for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.

 

[kizzi77]

kizzi77,

Are you actually a woman from wherever or are you stinkyboy trying another gambit?

There's something about deliberately provocative posts on a range of hot-button topics that might make some of us wonder.

J

As I've said in posts of the past I'm not trying to be provocative I was just sad that someone stole my idea. I never would of followed through with it but now that someone else is doing it I feel robbed.

Now I'm being accused of being burlyshirley AND stinkyboy...is it that unprobable that a girl can say the things I do....there seems to be many other funny and not altogether typical girls on her.

 

[Skookum]

Now I'm being accused of being burlyshirley AND stinkyboy...is it that unprobable that a girl can say the things I do....there seems to be many other funny and not altogether typical girls on her.

You're too literate to be either of those two. i don't care if you're a five hundred pound hairy gorilla, do you ride mt. bikes or are you here to just pass time....:dancing:

 

[biggins]

As I've said in posts of the past I'm not trying to be provocative

if you were you would post pics of you riding in amini skirt and stripper boots at whistler...

 

[kizzi77]

You're too literate to be either of those two. i don't care if you're a five hundred pound hairy gorilla, do you ride mt. bikes or are you here to just pass time....:dancing:

Both

if you were you would post pics of you riding in amini skirt and stripper boots at whistler...

that's the best idea I've heard the whole time I've been on here...will have to work on that

 

[Skookum]

Both

Well then welcome to the monkey.