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stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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bigginsis said:
i love that movie - maggie gyllenhal (or however you spell it) is HOT :sneaky:
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Yeah she makes me all warm and fuzzy in that movie.
 
DHS

DHS

Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy
Apr 23, 2002
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i think its cause you were wearing that hat.....

sorry its all i do all day long.
 
J

JRB

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I was just thinking about receptionists, not secretaries. I dropped my glasses off for new lenses and the receptionists was incapable of taking a friggin note. I had to wait 15 minutes on an optician to drop them off. I was pretty tweaked. I asked her what her job really entailed. It certainly couldn't include looking cute. Stupid c**t.
 
biggins

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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dh girlie said:
Nope never seen it...and Maggie Gyllenhall looks like a little boy but her brother is hot.
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no way you freak, he looks like a lazy eyed drooling alcoholic.
 
stosh

stosh

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I Are Baboon said:
I don't have a secretary, but if I did I would think working for me would be a gift in itself.
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just e-knowing you is a gift IMO.
 
iresmoke1

iresmoke1

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Aug 1, 2001
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Philadelphia
okay so this thread is going a totally different direction ...

I got a box of chocolates from someone today. WTH. I need that like a whole in the head. I could have given it to my mail man or something but NOOOOOO I had to open the bastard. I just can't say no to chocolate.
 
J

JRB

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iresmoke1 said:
okay so this thread is going a totally different direction ...

I got a box of chocolates from someone today. WTH. I need that like a whole in the head. I could have given it to my mail man or something but NOOOOOO I had to open the bastard. I just can't say no to chocolate.
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My mother in law has a shop called The Chocolate Cat. I gave everyone little bags of chocolate.
 
biggins

biggins

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loco said:
My mother in law has a shop called The Chocolate Cat. I gave everyone little bags of chocolate.
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

nevermind
 
iresmoke1

iresmoke1

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Aug 1, 2001
169
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Philadelphia
loco said:
My mother in law has a shop called The Chocolate Cat. I gave everyone little bags of chocolate.
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It's the perfect gift for people at work.

I wandered around today looking for something for my boss.

I ended up getting ornaments and a decorative wooden box thingy from Pier One. He's going to be like "thanks... but I'm not female" :)
He doesn't drink!!!! I usually buy someone a good bottle of booze.
How can I work with someone who doesn't DRINK???????????
 
J

JRB

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iresmoke1 said:
He doesn't drink!!!! I usually buy someone a good bottle of booze.
How can I work with someone who doesn't DRINK???????????
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I didn't think about that. These ladies would've gotten loaded at lunch.
 
biggins

biggins

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iresmoke1 said:
It's the perfect gift for people at work.

I wandered around today looking for something for my boss.

I ended up getting ornaments and a decorative wooden box thingy from Pier One. He's going to be like "thanks... but I'm not female" :)
He doesn't drink!!!! I usually buy someone a good bottle of booze.
How can I work with someone who doesn't DRINK???????????
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we all got bottles of booze from our work last year. Every single person that worked in this market ended up with bottles of booze for christmas.
 
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