[$tinkle]

House Shuts Down Its Page Program

and yes, it also reads this:

At the Rayburn House Office Building, Congressional pages are officially a thing of the past.
By SHERYL GAY STOLBERG
Published: August 8, 2011

 

[stevew]

sphincters relaxed.

 

[$tinkle]

sphincters relaxed.

not so fast:
http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/09/did-rep-barney-frank-fart-on-live-tv/

 

[Pesqueeb]

sphincters relaxed.

Meh. Family Values Republicans switched to privatized sphincters a long time ago.

 

[X3pilot]

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/D-MA_Barney_Frank_Farts_On_Live_TV_Video_And_We_Can_Prove_It_20110809.shtml

 

[Inclag]

I assume the local parishes are filling the congressional bulletin boards with choir boy/girl wanted adds with this news.

 

[$tinkle]

I assume the local parishes are filling the congressional bulletin boards with choir boy/girl wanted adds with this news.

the pickens are pretty slim compared to public schools