[jonKranked]

John Travolta again manned the helm of a Haiti-bound Boeing 707 Monday, visiting the country for the second time in the wake of the deadly 7.0 earthquake, armed with four tons of medical supplies, ready-to-eat military meals and a group of doctors and ministers from the Church of Scientology.

QUICK! to the 4chan phone!


http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/01/john-travolta-brings-supplies-scientology-haiti

 

[Silver]

Really, how bad is that? Jesus and voodoo aren't working for them (keep in mind this is a country where people literally ate mud BEFORE a major natural disaster http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/29/food.internationalaidanddevelopment) so why not give another wackjob religion a chance?

 

[jonKranked]

Hey, they made a deal with the Devil to get rid of France. Now who are they gonna make a deal with to get rid of John Travolta?


Wait. Nevermind. He's going there to bargain.

 

[eaterofdog]

Hey, they made a deal with the Devil to get rid of France. Now who are they gonna make a deal with to get rid of John Travolta?

Jonnie Goodboy Tyler

 

[Pesqueeb]

QUICK! to the 4chan phone!

Must Spread rep.

 

[IH8Rice]

Really, how bad is that? Jesus and voodoo aren't working for them (keep in mind this is a country where people literally ate mud BEFORE a major natural disaster http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/29/food.internationalaidanddevelopment) so why not give another wackjob religion a chance?

what. the. fvck.

 

[syadasti]

what. the. fvck.

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2811636&postcount=13

 

[jonKranked]

what. the. fvck.

Steve, its time you and I take a field trip to the third world.

 

[IH8Rice]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2811636&postcount=13

i think a cow pie sounds more tempting than a mud pie.

Steve, its time you and I take a field trip to the third world.

we'd be the richest people there.

ive been to many third world countries before and its no fun

 

[JohnE]

Right up to the part about taking the "ministers" I was all about it. God thing no Hatian can afford to join the Church of Scamentology. Good luck Haiti...now you really need it. Whats next, Jehovahs Witnesses?

 

[H8R]

Bruce Dickinson needs to fly there with Maiden and rock that place back into shape.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Bruce Dickinson needs to fly there with Maiden and rock that place back into shape.

Did you watch Flight 666 recently?
Pretty cool.