[jonKranked]

$2 million of her own money to make a record, leaving her broke (her words)

only 1,000 copies sold

“I think it’s gonna do great,” said Montag. “I have a million Twitter followers and they’re all very excited. So that’s at least a million people right there."

right.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34982637/ns/entertainment/

 

[IH8Rice]

i havent seen her in porn, is she new?

 

[Heidi]

I thought this was going to be about me.

 

[jonKranked]

i havent seen her in porn, is she new?

MTV the Hills. Sh*tty show about sh*tty people, who apparently put out sh*tty records

I thought this was going to be about me.

be glad it isn't!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Never heard of this person.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Who ?

 

[I Are Baboon]

The Cow goes "Sha-zooooo."

The rooster goes "Chickory-gee."

 

[IH8Rice]

MTV the Hills. Sh*tty show about sh*tty people, who apparently put out sh*tty records

shell be in porn soon. just wait. either that or she'll be turning tricks in Beverly Hills to pay for her album

 

[Ciaran]

I will quote the ancient philosopher Jay, of "Jay And Silent Bob" fame...

"What the fvck are you bitches babbling about?"

Who the fvck watches MTV anymore except 12 year olds?

 

[IH8Rice]

Who the fvck watches MTV anymore except 12 year olds?

ever heard of Jersey Shore? best show evar!

 

[eaterofdog]

Maybe she could sell some albums if she gets shot 9 times in a porn video.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Any takers on how long til she is naked in Playboy?

And then a side wager on how long until she has a mouth full of Heff on the next season of the Girls Next Door?

 

[4xBoy]

I won't hear her sing but I would piihb.

 

[stoney]

Any takers on how long til she is naked in Playboy?

And then a side wager on how long until she has a mouth full of Heff on the next season of the Girls Next Door?

wasn't she already semi?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Ask Bob Dole. Semi isn't fully.

 

[Serial Midget]

Ask Bob Dole. Semi isn't fully.

Signature worthy...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

wasn't she already semi?

Yes...but only because of her Christian convictions. I think that her standard of living will soon trump those convictions however...

 

[maddog17]

nice!!!! don't know what these idiots think they are doing. just because you got your 15 mins of fame doesn't make you a musician or singer or whatever the f**k she thinks she is. not sure if she'll even do well in porn, maybe at first when her first movie comes out but after that who cares.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

The Hills have Ho's or Heidi Ho!

 

[Da Peach]

The Cow goes "Sha-zooooo."

The rooster goes "Chickory-gee."

Wise, wise words.

 

[mandown]

How about the link in the op showing antother link to the story and video of gary coleman busted from domestic violence/abuse (1:50 into the video with the Conan story of news you can't use). Also, Brad and Angelina calling it quits!?!? My day is over.

 

[bizutch]

My boss has the People magazine article about this chic. She was good looking and had a set of implants to beat the band, but saved all her money and bought DDD's. She had 10 cosmetic procedures at once. The pics show her in a black bikini before and she was good looking and then after, full porn doll.

The quotes in the article are hilariously sad. You would not believe how mentally challenged she really, really is. She did all the plastic to "compete" with the Brittney Spears of the world. Classic.

 

[eaterofdog]

I saw a vid of this crazy bitch. They were talking about her surgeries and they asked if she could move her face. She blinked her eyes and made a small smile. WTF