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There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
Loud sex gets teh ban hammer in UK

NEWCASTLE, England (CBS) Caroline Cartwright, of northeast England, has loud sex. Really, really loud sex.

So loud, in fact, that she has been jailed for it and forced to live in separate housing from her loud lovemaking partner in crime, husband Steve. She has been the subject of multiple noise abatement orders since 2005 and has broken all of them, according to the Daily Mail.

And now for something completely different:

(Caroline and "Steve")



The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
The sex has been described as "murder" and "unnatural" and is so loud that it drowns out her neighbors' televisions.
Now scroll back up to that picture and drink it in.... yeah.