[macko]

Somewhat in response to munkeehucker's razor-in-the-shower thread...

I took a pretty nasty spill last week, tearing my knee off and giving myself a chin gash that probably could have used a couple stitches ... oh well. This happened about 10 minutes into the ride and of course I didn't turn around, so a good 2 hours later I'm back home in the shower trying scrub all the sand and gravel out of my knee with a wash cloth; you know how it goes.

I'm in a new house and the shower head has this water pick contraption built in which I've never used. So me thinks it would work as a useful wound-irrigation tool! Holding the water pick in one hand I reach up to unleash the flow only to have this thing shoot an EXTREMELY powerful stream of water directly at my sack. I go flying out of the shower backwards, tearing the curtain down psycho-style and wedging myself in-between the ****ter and the tub. All the meanwhile I'm being sprayed by not only the shower but the water pick which is flailing around like a wild hose.

Typically I would've cursed up a storm, but I just sat there and laughed. Unbelievable.

 

[Rockland]

Ahaha

 

[WSU DH'er]

tearing my knee off

shoot an EXTREMELY powerful stream of water directly at my sack. I go flying out of the shower backwards, tearing the curtain down psycho-style and wedging myself in-between the ****ter and the tub. All the meanwhile I'm being sprayed by not only the shower but the water pick which is flailing around like a wild hose.

Holy s*it I couldn't stop laughing after I read this, funniest thing I've heard in quite some time.

Oh and from the pic it looks as if you knee is still there so no worries...

 

[macko]

Oh and from the pic it looks as if you knee is still there so no worries...

Yeah I was using a bit of jounralistic liberty, it was just a nasty scrape.

 

[surfinguru]

Thanks for the good laugh bro! Made my morning.

 

[WSU DH'er]

Yeah I was using a bit of jounralistic liberty, it was just a nasty scrape.

I figured as much... sarcasm doesn't work so well online.....

 

[stinkyboy]

Looks like you slipped on some Nair...

 

[macko]

Looks like you slipped on some Nair...

I do actually have leg hair, but it's blonde so you can't see it .. and I suppose there isn't much there to begin with.

 

[Skookum]

Sometimes all you can do is laugh.....

 

[Angus]

Sometimes all you can do is laugh.....

I am sitting at my desk laughing while not putting weight on my right cheek.....

 

[bikenweed]

There's a reason God invented beer, and that's so painful showers like yours aren't painful!

Hope you heal quickly and without any gnarly infectious happenings.

 

[hooples3]

i always tell myself its good to laugh at yourself... but only once the bleeding slows down

 

[bluebug32]

You know, you can be honest with us. We're your friends and people do cut themselves shaving all the time. Next time, be more careful zipping the hair off around the knees and, from the looks of it, I'm guessing you were pressing a little too hard

 

[macko]

Unfortunately, an update is in order.

So this morning I'm vacuuming downstairs behind the sofa and I find this:

I immediately look up and see this:

Well ain't that bitch? This is directly beneath my bathroom and while it doesn't fully register at the time, I make my way upstairs and discover this:

Wanna take a wild guess of how that happened? My ass falling out of the shower and landing on the toilet. Beat down.

 

[splat]

Replacing the toilet is not too bad, but I hate plaster work and your poor cieling is going to need a good deal of it. Good luck

 

[LordOpie]

Holy s*it I couldn't stop laughing after I read this, funniest thing I've heard in quite some time.QUOTE]

 

[LordOpie]

damn! just read the part where your fall broke the phuggin' toilet... that's one hell of an impact.

 

[macko]

damn! just read the part where your fall broke the phuggin' toilet... that's one hell of an impact.

Yeah, the pain from my back nailing the toilet sure made me forget about my knee!

 

[PatBranch]

That was so funny. Be careful next time as shaving can be extremely dangerous.

That sucks about the damage. In a house we were renting near here a similar thing happend. The upstairs toilet was backed up and flooding the bathroom. Water was seeping through the wall in various spots by stairs down stairs. Some even came out of the light switch plate.

 

[irishMonkey]

That sucks. Good luck fixxing it.

 

[brungeman]

Replacing the toilet is not too bad, but I hate plaster work and your poor cieling is going to need a good deal of it. Good luck

Yep I am with Splat... I've replaced several toilets... but that plaster work is gonna loco... I have done a bunch of that too... and to get that to match up (it looks textured) is definately a chore...

as for the thread this one is 5 star!!!! even if the laughs are at your expense!!!uch:

 

[McGRP01]

Hope your sack is ok.

 

[JRogers]

HAHAHA....this thread is awesome. You have made my day.

I keep thinking of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer buys that black market elephant shower head and when he uses it the power blasts him out of the tub.

 

[rideit]

That house is kicking your ass!!
Poltergeist, methinks....

BTW, freakin' FUNNY story. Sorry bout' the redo.