[jackalope]

You were probably expecting this, but what in actual fuck?

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/passenger-caught-fire-and-sucked-from-plane-at-172542766.html

 

[jdcamb]

You were probably expecting this, but what in actual fuck?

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/passenger-caught-fire-and-sucked-from-plane-at-172542766.html

Ppsqueeb probably had nothing to do with it. We should remain vigilant however. If he suddenly moves to Panama. All bets are off. Call Homeland security on his ass.

 

[Westy]

Exactly why I burn all my elderly men before I leave home.

 

[jackalope]

Exactly why I burn all my elderly men before I leave home.

Well you're definitely off the AARP mailing list now.

 

[jdcamb]

Exactly why I burn all my elderly men before I leave home.

Because having someone who can afford to pay the bill coming along with you is always a bad idea...

 

[Westy]

Well you're definitely off the AARP mailing list now.

Damn, those newsletters make for nice kindling.

 

[stevew]

note to underwear bombers...make them piss proof?

 

[StiHacka]

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Exactly why I burn all my elderly men before I leave home.

OK, you're definitely off my A list...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Pffft...... What a cute little hole they made.

 

[Westy]

Pffft...... What a cute little hole they made.

 

[Jeremy R]

Fly with us. We have really increased the headroom in first class!

 

[mandown]

The Rapture. It's not for pussies.

 

[Westy]

Turns out that the Burning old Man detonated the device that led to his demise. Seems like a fun way to go out.

 

[jackalope]

Turns out that the Burning old Man detonated the device that led to his demise. Seems like a fun way to go out.

I wonder if he just got his dates mixed up, as the big show usually occurs in late August

 

[mandown]

I guess when you get that close to 72 virgins, you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[jackalope]

I guess when you get that close to 72 virgins, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I guess, but personally, I would just attend the next Star Wars convention if I wanted to get close to (at least) 72 virgins.

 

[Westy]

This what happens when you don't have nature preserves.

 

[mandown]

This what happens when you don't have nature preserves.

What size jar do you usually buy?

 

[stevew]

 

[johnbryanpeters]

https://tvaddi.wordpress.com/gimli-glider/

 

[Pesqueeb]

https://tvaddi.wordpress.com/gimli-glider/

That's a goddamn piece of commercial aviation brass-ballery that is only exceeded by UA flight 232.

 

[jackalope]

It's always bittersweet when the Monkey surprises me and actually delivers something pretty fucking cool. Thanks JBP.