how about the LeMond/Fignon ass-whipping?SuspectDevice said:I can't effing beleive Landis pulled this off. With 4 k to go he absolutely has it!
The single best ride I can remeber!
This was something way different.narlus said:how about the LeMond/Fignon ass-whipping?
very sorry i got caught upWesty said:C'mon Tony you know what to say. I wanna hear it.
See what happens when people listen to us!The Toninator said:very sorry i got caught up
ATTACK MUTHA****ER ATTACK!!!!!
Hellz Yeah he can.mogulskr said:Sastre has 30 seconds on Landis. He can make that up in the TT though.
Heidi said:Man, did you see the power wattage Floyd put out over the climbs? NICE!
No where is it?Heidi said:Man, did you see the power wattage Floyd put out over the climbs? NICE!
Better, much, much better. This is the sort of epic badassery that legends are made of. This is how Chuck Norris would win the tour.narlus said:how about the LeMond/Fignon ass-whipping?
LOL! Who would win the tour, Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?SuspectDevice said:This is how Chuck Norris would win the tour.
Close, but Norris would have waited in the bushes at the base of the last climb and given Sastre a roundhouse kick to the face, and would then proceed to make out with a super model, before jumping back on his bike to complete the stage.This is how Chuck Norris would win the tour.
Man you have it all wrong... Chuck wouldn't have waited... he wouldnt have hidden in anything. He would have jumped into the air while moving and kicked in the direction of sastre so hard that the surge of air would have knocked sastre out... then chuck would have landed back on his bike using the momentum of the landing to push his pedal down so hard that it would have propelled him to the top Besides that the only difference would have been that chuck would have been riding a chrome bike manufactured out of solid steel tubing by none other than Ford.In8Racing said:Close, but Norris would have waited in the bushes at the base of the last climb and given Sastre a roundhouse kick to the face, and would then proceed to make out with a super model, before jumping back on his bike to complete the stage.
At the top, Norris would then proclaim his victory by stating, "What the hell did you think I would do, b@#$hes! I'm f-ing Chuck Norris!" and would then give Trautwig a roundhouse kick to the face.
Landis' victory was far sweeter, however...