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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Reactor, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. Reactor

    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    Here goes..My standard E-mail disclaimer.

    EDIT: The ultimate in politically correct anti-litigeous self protection.



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  2. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  3. Reactor

    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    Read the politically correct christmans thread.


    BTW Pancakes are good with a fresh pan fried rabbit.
     
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  4. rooftest

    rooftest Monkey

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    That kicks ass, and I am definitely using it tomorrow at the office!
     
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