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Star wars horoscope

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
in light of the movie...


You are a real pain in the ass.
You tend to be stupid and self-centered.
You feel happiest when you're getting recognition, even if it's at the cost of others.
You think you're paranoid, but everyone really does want you dead.
Please kill yourself.

Star wars character you are most like: Jar Jar Binks.


What is your Star wars horoscope?
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H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
COOL!!!

Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain.
You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control.
You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well.

Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
You are a dependable creature, but you do tend to be stubborn.
You like material possessions and love to win at games.
You hate being bossed around or losing.
You may succumb to your physical strength when upset.

Star wars character you are most like: Chewbacca


What a Wookie!;)
 

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
7,793
0
Portland, OR
H8R said:
Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain.
You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control.
You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well.

Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor
:rolleyes: I'm an Aries as well and the exact polar opposite of this description.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
WTF..???

Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain.
You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control.

You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well.

Star wars character you are most like: George Bush
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,162
1,261
NC
N8 said:
WTF..???

Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain.
You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control.
Third grade English still proves too difficult for you, but it doesn't stop you from speaking in public.

You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper make you appear to be a total ass.

Star wars character you are most like: George Bush
Fixed :thumb:
 

Changleen

Paranoid Member
Jan 9, 2004
14,721
2,706
Pōneke
HaHa:

You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

I'm frickin Yoda, dude.
 

sleepinggiant

Monkey
Jul 9, 2004
498
0
San Jose, CA
I totally frekin' rule!

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.
Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.

Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader
 

pZyteX

Monkey
Jan 28, 2003
294
0
Amsterdam
You may whine at times, but you've developed a thick hard shell (like that of a crab).
You are strong willed and persistent - until you get what you want.
You never shy away from a fight, even when things get dangerous.
Mentally sharp, you are starting to master the elements of mind manipulation.

Star wars character you are most like: Luke Skywalker

Well at least i'll still look exactly the same 30 years from now
 

wannabeabonedoc

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
1,034
1
Wytheville Virginia
You add a whole new meaning to self-assurance.
You are a nurturing person with great physical strength.
Like many Leos, you will see that your mission for good is completed.
You are very optimistic about the future.

Star wars character you are most like: Princess Leia

Dammit. I'm a girl.....
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
1,480
0
NY
You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.
Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.

Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader
 

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COmtbiker12

Turbo Monkey
Dec 17, 2003
2,577
0
Colorado Springs
Sweet. :D

You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.

Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie