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stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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408
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Echo said:
Dude. Real men do their Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve.
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I heard about these being offered on NPR yesterday, I only had so much time before I would forget the what they were called.
 
Echo

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
11,819
15
Slacking at work
stosh said:
I heard about these being offered on NPR yesterday, I only had so much time before I would forget the what they were called.
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Your feeble attempt at an excuse for your lack of manliness has failed miserably.
 
Lexx D

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
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NY
stosh said:
I heard about these being offered on NPR yesterday, I only had so much time before I would forget the what they were called.
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Well a real man would accept that risk to save his dignity.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Lexx D said:
Well a real man would accept that risk to save his dignity.
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So buying my little 5yr old god son something I know he would really love is a bad thing?

Man I better stop being so good to him. I mean he's only the best kid in the world, never cries, never wants anything, he's good to his mom and dad, he love me and his grandparents, man... you're probably right, I should just cut him off.
 
Lexx D

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
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NY
stosh said:
So buying my little 5yr old god son something I know he would really love is a bad thing?

Man I better stop being so good to him. I mean he's only the best kid in the world, never cries, never wants anything, he's good to his mom and dad, he love me and his grandparents, man... you're probably right, I should just cut him off.
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No. If he's that great you should have bought him a bike instead of those corny videos. :p
 
I Are Baboon

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,742
10,684
MTB New England
Don't listen to them, Stosh. Successful project managers plan ahead and don't wait until the last minute to do things. When everyone is running around two or three days before Xmas, you'll be sitting back, relaxing, and getting drunk.

I've already started my shopping. I also know all the other stuff I am going to buy, I just need to go buy it. Plan and execute, plan and execute.

:devil:
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Lexx D said:
No. If he's that great you should have bought him a bike instead of those corny videos. :p
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he's got a bike and any bike I could buy him for 17$ wouldn't be worth the $ I spend on it.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
I Are Baboon said:
Don't listen to them, Stosh. Successful project managers plan ahead and don't wait until the last minute to do things. When everyone is running around two or three days before Xmas, you'll be sitting back, relaxing, and getting drunk.

I've already started my shopping. I also know all the other stuff I am going to buy, I just need to go buy it. Plan and execute, plan and execute.

:devil:
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yeah if I waited till last minute I would be poor.

My list which will be split by me and my GF is about 20 something people long.
 
mack

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
0
Colorado
yes, men arent supposed to shop. And ridemonkey is right, we dont talk about it, now some one lock this thread.

And I am going to be the official Secret Santa Nazi and flame any one for partaking in it.
:evil:
 
chicodude

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
mack said:
yes, men arent supposed to shop. And ridemonkey is right, we dont talk about it, now some one lock this thread.

And I am going to be the official Secret Santa Nazi and flame any one for partaking in it.
:evil:
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Miss, what room do you have to say in what men do?


Oh I forgot, you're a guy
 
BuddhaRoadkill

BuddhaRoadkill

I suck at Tool
Feb 15, 2004
988
0
Chintimini Bog
stosh said:
So buying my little 5yr old god son something I know he would really love is a bad thing?

Man I better stop being so good to him. I mean he's only the best kid in the world, never cries, never wants anything, he's good to his mom and dad, he love me and his grandparents, man... you're probably right, I should just cut him off.
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At 5, they love you for the same reason your dog or cat does ...
...you are the food source. :love:



Now, if you can say the same when they are 15 .... :p
 
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snowskilz

xblue attacked piggy won
May 15, 2004
612
0
rado
real men get their wife to wrap any present they have picked out and their mom to wrap the presents for their wife.
 
J

JRB

Guest
mack said:
yes, men arent supposed to shop. And ridemonkey is right, we dont talk about it, now some one lock this thread.

And I am going to be the official Secret Santa Nazi and flame any one for partaking in it.
:evil:
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Flame on brutha. While you're at it, take a peak at everyone's custom titles. Nice try though. hahahahahaha :think:
 
mack

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
0
Colorado
no, really, xmas shoping sucks, and i despise it. Its just a pain in the ass, u gotta go guess what every1 wants then its all over, and it sucks, cus u didnt get what u wanted any way. I think that chash is the best present. :thumb:
 
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genpowell71

Turbo Monkey
Sep 13, 2003
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For now, GA. When I retire from the military? CO
I think the hardest person I had to shop for this year was my 5 yrd old daughter. She's all sorts of into these bratz dolls and thats all she wanted this year was crap from that. My 8 yr old was easy. She found this camelback she wanted so her grandmother got it for her leaving me in the breeze. So I get to finish her shopping this week. And after that I have my wife. She's getting cash. It's her favorite thing in the world. And me, all I want is to be able to sit down on Christmas day and drink my captain's private stock in peace. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good drunk!!!
 
mack

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
3,674
0
Colorado
the only thing i like about x mas is sitting in front of the fire place (wich our new house doesnt have) and waiting for the lifts to open.
Peace..... silence in the bowls.
 
Toshi

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,748
8,748
i'm done with my christmas shopping, as it's all amazon/school apparel, and the school-ware had to be preordered.
 
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