[MMike]

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/08/21/operation-silent-snowmobile_n_932334.html

Operation Silent Snowmobile: New Vehicle Planned For Covert Arctic Ops

Sweet......

 

[IH8Rice]

Santa beware

 

[Pesqueeb]

"stealth snowmobile" = dog sled.

 

[IH8Rice]

"stealth snowmobile" = dog sled.

winnar. are you going to submit your prototype now?

 

[Da Peach]

Ohio should get on this.

 

[Pesqueeb]

winnar. are you going to submit your prototype now?

Yup. Betcha I can bring it in way under $550,000 too.

 

[IH8Rice]

Betcha I can bring it in way under $550,000 too.

well thats not how government contracts work....you need to be way over budget. even for dogs.

 

[MMike]

well thats not how government contracts work....you need to be way over budget. even for dogs.

genetically engineered mute dogs?

 

[jonKranked]

eh? arctics melting. they should be making a stealth boat, which i'm pretty sure already exists.

 

[Pesqueeb]

well thats not how government contracts work....you need to be way over budget. even for dogs.

What I can do it for /= to what I can bill for.

eh? arctics melting. they should be making a stealth boat, which i'm pretty sure already exists.

Anthropogenic climate change you say?

 

[Andyman_1970]

What about those mountain bikes made for snow, with the big ass wide tires......

 

[stoney]

So wait, we're making a stealth arctic fighting vehicle? Are we planning on going to war with Russia or Canada? Last time I checked, they are the only countries that border the arctic...

 

[sanjuro]

Reverse Canadian Bacon?

 

[IH8Rice]

Are we planning on going to war with Russia or Canada? Last time I checked, they are the only countries that border the arctic...

the article is about canuckistan

 

[$tinkle]

So wait, we're making a stealth arctic fighting vehicle? Are we planning on going to war with Russia or Canada? Last time I checked, they are the only countries that border the arctic...

they've redrawn a few maps in the past few decades


#syadasti

 

[stoney]

the article is about canuckistan

That explains the $550k budget for a prototype. A realistic dollar value for a small fighting machine vs. what the US pays for a hammer.

 

[stevew]

do they really need to sneak up on baby seals to club them to death?

 

[$tinkle]

do they really need to sneak up on baby seals to club them to death?

they could enter through the matrix








please tell me at least one of you faggots got that

 

[MMike]

they could enter through the matrix

 

[$tinkle]

hint: "clubbed to death"

 

[stoney]

hint: "clubbed to death"

That's where I thought you were going. That's still a really bad and obscure reference though.

For Stinkle:
302 Found

 

[Secret Squirrel]

hint: "clubbed to death"

I was trying on and off for the last 2 hours to try and work in an Elgar Enigma Variations reference...but I'm apparently not that creative.

 

[MikeD]

So wait, we're making a stealth arctic fighting vehicle? Are we planning on going to war with Russia or Canada? Last time I checked, they are the only countries that border the arctic...

You're neglecting the trans-national COBRA threat.

 

[kidwoo]

The Department of National Defence

Is that how you spell defense in canada?


Explains a lot really.

 

[kidwoo]

Also: Awesome. I want an electric sled so bad. I want to hear my powder turns. And sneak up on sierra club cross country skiers and let loose a blood curdling scream as soon as I'm about a foot away.

This is truly what I want in life.

 

[stoney]

And sneak up on sierra club cross country skiers and let loose a blood curdling scream as soon as I'm about a foot away.

This is truly what I want in life.

Concur.