Stephen Hawking rips off Independence Day
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Well now, isn't Mr Hawking quite the optomist? Guess we should have let the death panels have him after all.
Neat.Your skills of copy and paste are impressive.
Don't worry Stephen Hawking, Will Smith will save us!
Not after "Seven Pounds" Will Smith gets ahold of him...
I couldn't come up with anything as original, witty, and intelligent as your post so I didn't write anything.
You forgot this one too:
Really, who here can possibly hope to compete with razor intellect like that?
Man, I had to spread rep around *outside* the P&WN just so I could -rep Desmondo. We need more fresh blood in here...
My bad, my comment about your copy and paste skills was poking fun at Stephen Hawking and that silly article. I'm sure you will agree that it doesn't warrant any serious consideration. 
It wasn't meant to be a smug, condescending attack.
It wasn't meant to be a smug, condescending attack.
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Would you like to play a game?
Meh,
I figure the earth is made up of a fairly common materials that the rest of the universe is made up with. Advanced races could mine the sh*t out of asteroid belts, siphon hydrogen off gas giants, terraform a planet if they need to settle down. The only reason to stop by earth is the occasional cattle mutilation, anal probing drunken binge.
I figure the earth is made up of a fairly common materials that the rest of the universe is made up with. Advanced races could mine the sh*t out of asteroid belts, siphon hydrogen off gas giants, terraform a planet if they need to settle down. The only reason to stop by earth is the occasional cattle mutilation, anal probing drunken binge.
"Don't lift me up by my chestplate. That hurts and is unnecessary. Throw a rope ladder down, I'll climb up. Whaddid you guys do this weekend? Got hammered? It was awesome? I was abducted!"
I had love to give, so I hooked you up and stuff.
exactly 1 of 2 exclusive things must be true:
- God exists, and we are it as far as life goes
- "this" is arbitrary, and w/o defined size/scope, alien life forms *must* exist in rather enormous numbers, and it's a mathematical prediction as to when they *should* stop by (assumption is there are many forms far advanced than we)
either way, as far as what i'd think about if trapped inside his body, i'm pretty much the sock puppet in the kia sorento commercial
- God exists, and we are it as far as life goes
- "this" is arbitrary, and w/o defined size/scope, alien life forms *must* exist in rather enormous numbers, and it's a mathematical prediction as to when they *should* stop by (assumption is there are many forms far advanced than we)
either way, as far as what i'd think about if trapped inside his body, i'm pretty much the sock puppet in the kia sorento commercial
Know what the surest sign of intelligent life existing elsewhere is?
None of it has tried to contact us.
None of it has tried to contact us.
Who do you think the "us" would be?
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Nice try Bill Watterson.
Good call. I wonder if he got it from http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc1231.htm
I remember the comic strip when B.W. originally published it.
Yes, but the more time goes by and the more people I meet, the more I think its true.
I rest my case.
So you've been hanging out with your stuffed tiger again?
Well who do you think they would contact? SETI? Joe Sixpack?
Dumb fat rednecks in new mexico with big butts obviously.
All your hotpockets are belong to us!
Duh. Don't leave home without him. He's sitting on my tool box as I type.
That assumes an awful lot don't you think? Its the ultimate in arogance to assume that a species thats mastered intergalactic travel is even going to give notice to anyone/anything on this planet. I'm guessing they would just park in orbit and fire up the disintegration ray.
Why would they not want to check up on their zoological experiment?
Some walk the halls of the Pentagon after-all.
Lance Lord was the commander of the Aerospace Command which is possibly spaced based now.
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Hear that guys?? It's quite possibly spaced based....no kidding.
As in the base of operations isn't at Colorado Springs, it's possibly in space.
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space-based...space-based....quite possibly space-based.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
what are you guys going on about?
Space....and base....
Not free base then?