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Steve Peat

S.K.C.

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
4,096
25
Pa. / North Jersey
PEATY IS KING

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Congrats to Peat - and BTW - he ain't that old... :)

Random Facts About Steve Peat:

- When Steve Peat plays any video game GOD MODE automatically turns on...

- ALL of Steve Peat's genes are dominant.

- You are what you eat. That is why Steve Peat's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and buckets of wet concrete.

- Steve Peat is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.

- Superman owns a pair of Steve Peat pajamas.

- Steve Peat can swim up a waterfall.
 
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OGRipper

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,659
1,130
NORCAL is the hizzle
Awesome to see Peaty back on the top step!! He totally killed that course. From the videos it looks like he destroyed sections that gave others fits. Friggin' great.
 
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LMC

Monkey
Dec 10, 2006
683
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Additional random facts about Steve Peat

- Rome wasnt built in a day, steve peat wasnt on that particular job

- Steve peat can make a DW linked vehicle bottom out under acceleration

- Steve Peats urine can weld 7005 series aluminium

- Steve Peat uses specially made condoms, constructed from the skin of an inferior riders penis

- Sam Hill has a tattoo of Steve flexing his guns on his left buttock
 
amishmatt

amishmatt

Turbo Monkey
Sep 21, 2005
1,265
397
Lancaster, PA
More random Peaty facts:

  • He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
  • We once had a bachelor party for Peaty. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • Peaty's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
  • He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
  • Peaty's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
  • Peaty still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
  • You know he sheds his skin once a year.
  • Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
  • Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
  • Steve Peat is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
  • Peaty would use his own thigh as an anvil.
  • He showers in grain alcohol.
 
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swaussie

Chimp
Apr 14, 2009
29
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conditions were getting worse at the top but we were at the bottom part of the track and the rain didnt set in there until after his run. You hear him on Freecaster after Warner runs out to hug him and the commentary stops that he changed to cut down spikes at the last minute. Dont know what Sam was running?

Whether that helped him or not doesnt matter, he shredded Hill by 1.3 seconds in worsening conditions and there was only 5 seconds covering the top 10, the man deserves his legend status :D
 
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BC VAN

Monkey
May 4, 2005
624
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Beating Sam Hill at one World Cup isn't why Steve carries legend status,

It's the unmatched career that he has had, it has taken him a bit longer then Nico to get to 16 wins and Nico's Worlds record is hard to comprehend really,
But nobody has had more fun and this much success at the same time, all the while being the most grounded, unselfish person willing to give back to the sport and junior riders.
What Steve does is amazing really.

swaussie said:
conditions were getting worse at the top but we were at the bottom part of the track and the rain didnt set in there until after his run. You hear him on Freecaster after Warner runs out to hug him and the commentary stops that he changed to cut down spikes at the last minute. Dont know what Sam was running?

Whether that helped him or not doesnt matter, he shredded Hill by 1.3 seconds in worsening conditions and there was only 5 seconds covering the top 10, the man deserves his legend status :D
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S.K.C.

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
4,096
25
Pa. / North Jersey
BC VAN said:
Beating Sam Hill at one World Cup isn't why Steve carries legend status,

It's the unmatched career that he has had, it has taken him a bit longer then Nico to get to 16 wins and Nico's Worlds record is hard to comprehend really,
But nobody has had more fun and this much success at the same time, all the while being the most grounded, unselfish person willing to give back to the sport and junior riders.
What Steve does is amazing really.
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...from the mouth of another legend. :biggrin:

Couldn't have said it better myself - Steve is exemplary in his conduct - looks to be a great guy too, the kind you want to grab a beer with. Most of all, his love of the sport has allowed him to stay on top longer than any current rider out there. Rock on Peaty!
 
Dogboy

Dogboy

Turbo Monkey
Apr 12, 2004
3,210
597
Durham, NC
nenjarickard said:
What year did he do the World cup? 2006 or 2007? Maybe more then one year? :)
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He's out of his league with the current crop of racers IMO. He could definitely hold his own on some tracks but he was struggling at Champery - as were most of the other racers.
 
Leppah

Leppah

Turbo Monkey
Mar 12, 2008
2,294
3
Utar
Steve Peat secretly has sex with every woman, every month. As a result, they bleed for a week.
 
iRider

iRider

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2008
5,654
3,101
stiksandstones said:
He tried, it didn't come out so good.
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Qualifying 5th on one of the hardest courses ever isn't good for you???? I bet many currently active US riders would have killed to have that result.

I think it is stupid to argue who is the bigger legend....they are all legends, each in their own way!
 
stiksandstones

stiksandstones

Turbo Monkey
May 21, 2002
5,078
25
Orange, Ca
iRider said:
Qualifying 5th on one of the hardest courses ever isn't good for you???? I bet many currently active US riders would have killed to have that result.

I think it is stupid to argue who is the bigger legend....they are all legends, each in their own way!
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I am not arguing about sh1t...just saying Nico tried a comeback and it did not go so well. And you bring up how someone 'qualified' :huh: .
 
.:Jeenyus:.

.:Jeenyus:.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 23, 2004
2,831
1
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stiksandstones said:
I am not arguing about sh1t...just saying Nico tried a comeback and it did not go so well. And you bring up how someone 'qualified' :huh: .
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well i would say it is at least somewhat relevant considering that rain was a MAJOR factor in the final. Only one of the top 5 qualifiers made it into the top 25 in the final, and that was Hill. I don't think that is normally how it works at a world cup.
 
stiksandstones

stiksandstones

Turbo Monkey
May 21, 2002
5,078
25
Orange, Ca
.:Jeenyus:. said:
well i would say it is at least somewhat relevant considering that rain was a MAJOR factor in the final. Only one of the top 5 qualifiers made it into the top 25 in the final, and that was Hill. I don't think that is normally how it works at a world cup.
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Nico has won races when the rain came, when dry for everyone else. Nothing new.
Get over it.
Nico is legendary.

Peat is the GOAT.
 
Cabdoctor

Cabdoctor

Monkey
Mar 25, 2008
193
0
Sacramento
Steve Peat can divide by zero.

Steve Peat can lead a horse to water and make him drink.

If you have five pounds and Steve Peat has five pounds, Steve Peat has more money than you.

When Steve Peat rides, he doesn't go forward, he makes the earth move backwards.

When Sam Hill goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Steve Peat.
 
worship_mud

worship_mud

Turbo Monkey
Dec 9, 2006
1,464
2
nico is a full time rally racer!
considering, that he jumped on a bike for fun and qualified fifth in a WC, i'd say, that's a solid performance. bad luck during the race run can happen, no drama at all.
and winning the IRC-title ain't too shabby either....
 
Kanye West

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
3,742
476
Yeah I don't think Nico was too far out of his element....maybe not good enough for him personally, but hardly a failure by any other standards (except maybe Stik's).
 
worship_mud

worship_mud

Turbo Monkey
Dec 9, 2006
1,464
2
dr. peaty gives elderly people (like me) hope! :biggrin:

what could you ask more for, in times like these?
 
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MMike

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Yeah I don't think anyone can honestly belittle his "comeback".

*Nico's Alarm clock*: beep! Beep! Beep!
Nico: YAAAAWN...STRETCH.....Hmmm.I think I'll try racing DH again for the hell of it
Naysyaer: But Nico! You haven;t been practicing!
Nico: *Shrugs*

Two days later: *see post #74*

Come on, when Vouilloz was actually IN the game, Peat was never able to beat him. Onesy twosey races on occasion....He came close in 2001? when he was in the points lead, but then he crashed at Grouse and messed up his shoulder I think?

Had Vouilloz stayed in, I'm sure Peat would have always been nipping at his heels. But I guess Nico had nothing left to prove or accomplish, so he retired. And what race was it when Nico's bike tech was MIA so he had to wrench his own bike?

Peat is great...and I know you're sticking up for your friend, and that's cool....but come on...you know deep down, the Alien was super human when it came to DH.
 
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Zebulon

Chimp
Feb 3, 2009
52
0
Cardiff
IIRC Nico did at least 1 Mega, some French national races and trained with Fabien Barel, Julien Camellini etc. also Nico was king of preperation and planning so it would go against his personality to just do a world cup out of the blue without even throwing a leg over a bike in however many years.
 
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