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I know most of you probably know this allready but it needs to be said, if just for the newbies.
Stay away from any .0 product. Skookum 4.0 probably has a lot of bugs and may even have crabs. Skookum 4.0 has been known to crash often. I have also heard that just the site of Skookum 4.0 will turn your hardware soft. If you choose to bring Skookum 4.0 into your homes at least have the sense to keep it away from your wives and daughters.
Wait for Skookum 4.1, or to be on the really safe side 4.11.
Originally posted by crashing_sux I know most of you probably know this allready but it needs to be said, if just for the newbies.
Stay away from any .0 product. Skookum 4.0 probably has a lot of bugs and may even have crabs. Skookum 4.0 has been known to crash often. I have also heard that just the site of Skookum 4.0 will turn your hardware soft. If you choose to bring Skookum 4.0 into your homes at least have the sense to keep it away from your wives and daughters.
Wait for Skookum 4.1, or to be on the really safe side 4.11.
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