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Straight to the moon Alice

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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Originally posted by valve bouncer
Is this where I make a joke about Bush and Uranus?
lol

Didn't this get reported a month or two ago and we discussed it or am i having deja vu?
 

valve bouncer

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Feb 11, 2002
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Originally posted by LordOpie
lol

Didn't this get reported a month or two ago and we discussed it or am i having deja vu?
I think you're right Loop....I think I even made the same tired o;d joke....actually tired old jokes are the only ones I've got. Anyway speaking of tired old jokes, how are ya Loopie?;) :D :D
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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Originally posted by valve bouncer
I think you're right Loop....I think I even made the same tired o;d joke....actually tired old jokes are the only ones I've got. Anyway speaking of tired old jokes, how are ya Loopie?;) :D :D
haha, Westy gets no respect, you just blantantly hi-jacked the thread and pissed on his boots at the same time.

I'm good, thanks. Leaving in a few hours to spend the weekend at a ski resort (Winter Park). It's only two hours a way, but a friend's parents have a place there and they're not going this weekend.

Yesterday was the first day in two months I could ride my motorcycle :D

What's up with you? How's the weather where you're at?

PS: Tired jokes are good, they got tired cuz they work well.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Originally posted by LordOpie
haha, Westy gets no respect, you just blantantly hi-jacked the thread and pissed on his boots at the same time.
All is fair, I do my best to hijack other people threads although I usually fail.
 

I Are Baboon

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Aug 6, 2001
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Haven't something like half of all unmanned expeditions to Mars resulted in failure? And the last I heard, none of them ever returned to Earth (unless I'm wrong). I'm all in favor of space exploration, but this is quite ambitious of the Bush campaign. Let's get an unmanned ship to land on Mars and safely return before sending people there.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Haven't something like half of all unmanned expeditions to Mars resulted in failure? And the last I heard, none of them ever returned to Earth (unless I'm wrong).
i thought they were not supposed to return
 

I Are Baboon

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Aug 6, 2001
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Originally posted by LordOpie
i thought they were not supposed to return
That is my understanding as well. They'll have to develop that technology, which will include having to figure out a way to land all that extra fuel on Mars for a relaunch. Did you see how they landed that rover? BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE. Let's see them do that with all that fuel.

I am sure NASA is reading this thread, thinking "Holy crap, Baboon is right! We hadn't thought of any of that!" :D
 

LordOpie

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what's the gravity like on Mars? I'm sure it has to be much closer to earth than the moon. So, good point IAB.
 

valve bouncer

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Feb 11, 2002
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Originally posted by LordOpie
what's the gravity like on Mars? I'm sure it has to be much closer to earth than the moon. So, good point IAB.
Loopie, is it true that with your rather impressive girth you have your own gravity?;) :D .........mmmmm journey to Mars, wonder what studio they're gonna do it in?
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Haven't something like half of all unmanned expeditions to Mars resulted in failure? And the last I heard, none of them ever returned to Earth (unless I'm wrong). I'm all in favor of space exploration, but this is quite ambitious of the Bush campaign. Let's get an unmanned ship to land on Mars and safely return before sending people there.
Has a shuttle ever tried to make it to Mars? I didnt know we had ever tried it.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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Originally posted by golgiaparatus
Has a shuttle ever tried to make it to Mars? I didnt know we had ever tried it.
I don't think so, in fact, i think all missions not to the moon have simply orbited earth.

If I'm wrong cool, if not, before going to Mars, we should send a shuttle half way just to start testing the idea. I think part of the problem, as IAB pointed out, is fuel. If a shuttle's in geo-stationary orbit, it's not burning fuel, am I correct? When going to Mars, would they just need one burn to cover most of the distance or some sort of constant burn?
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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Originally posted by LordOpie
I don't think so, in fact, i think all missions not to the moon have simply orbited earth.

If I'm wrong cool, if not, before going to Mars, we should send a shuttle half way just to start testing the idea. I think part of the problem, as IAB pointed out, is fuel. If a shuttle's in geo-stationary orbit, it's not burning fuel, am I correct? When going to Mars, would they just need one burn to cover most of the distance or some sort of constant burn?
We were able to land on the moon and subequently return to Earth because we could land a fuel powered vehicle there, due to the low gravity. With Mars however, we have essentially crash landed every unmanned vessel we've sent there. I can't imagine we'll be able to crash land a manned vessel loaded with hundreds of tons of extra fuel. It'll be interesting to see how they do that, you know, like 45 years from now. Hope I'm alive for it. :monkey:
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Originally posted by LordOpie
I don't think so, in fact, i think all missions not to the moon have simply orbited earth.

If I'm wrong cool, if not, before going to Mars, we should send a shuttle half way just to start testing the idea. I think part of the problem, as IAB pointed out, is fuel. If a shuttle's in geo-stationary orbit, it's not burning fuel, am I correct? When going to Mars, would they just need one burn to cover most of the distance or some sort of constant burn?
Shuttle missions are low earth orbit, as far as I know. Usually a lot of the shuttle's cargo capacity is being used, so it really doesn't have room for the extra fuel needed to bump it higher.

You're right about not needing fuel for the orbits they do, but the shuttle doesn't go up to a geosynchronous orbit. That is a LONG way up. The only time they use fuel is to maneuver and to come back down.

On the way to the moon, you don't need a constant burn, you just need enough to get you away from the earth's gravity influence. No friction in space, so once you're on the way, you're good to go.
 

DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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Originally posted by Silver
No friction in space, so once you're on the way, you're good to go.

Except for the bazillion dollars that its going to cost.

Repeat after me Georgie

THE FEDERAL BUDGET ISN'T YOUR CREDIT CARD.
THE FEDERAL BUDGET ISN'T YOUR CREDIT CARD.
THE FEDERAL BUDGET ISN'T YOUR CREDIT CARD.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Originally posted by DRB
Except for the bazillion dollars that its going to cost.

Repeat after me Georgie

THE FEDERAL BUDGET ISN'T YOUR CREDIT CARD.
THE FEDERAL BUDGET ISN'T YOUR CREDIT CARD.
THE FEDERAL BUDGET ISN'T YOUR CREDIT CARD.
He'd be responsible for credit cards.....

I work with a gentleman who is in his 50s and is quite a Republican. I was bitching about Bush spending like a drunken sailor, and my colleague remarked that it was better than Clinton.

I had to pull up numbers from the CBO before he would believe that we have actually had a budget surplus.
 

brock

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Sep 6, 2001
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Originally posted by Silver
He'd be responsible for credit cards.....

I work with a gentleman who is in his 50s and is quite a Republican. I was bitching about Bush spending like a drunken sailor, and my colleague remarked that it was better than Clinton.

I had to pull up numbers from the CBO before he would believe that we have actually had a budget surplus.

Must have been that damn liberal media that had him confused.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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I Are Baboon said:
You ever read an old thread and think to yourself, "Since when the fock did I become such an expert on space travel?"

:think:
yup, either I was and all the concussions made me dumber or I, uhh, something.

thread was deja vu at first. good bump.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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Buuuuuuuuuush!!!!!




It's George Bush saying this stuff so view it more like a child saying, "When I grow up I want to go to the moon!" than anything serious.