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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by Rip, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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  2. j.les

    j.les Monkey

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  3. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    her ass grew around the toilet seat.


    i repeat, her ass GREW AROUND the toilet seat.

    what

    the

    ****
     
  5. bitingback

    bitingback Turbo Monkey

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    i call BS.

    no man is gonna let a woman take up occupancy on his throne
     
  6. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I take it she wasn't wiping.
     
  7. MountainDrew

    MountainDrew Monkey

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    She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital

    convinced by responders and her boyfriend

    I dont know whats worse, her, or him for being her boyfriend.
     
  8. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Upset that she wasn't single?

    :busted:
     
  9. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    There are the sit and wipe people, although I can't figure out how you pull that off.
     
  10. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    At least she stayed out of his hair when he wanted to go out with the guys. :P Although I hear the japanese toilets are pretty darn comfy, maybe she was just overcome with poop based technology and never wanted to leave.



    (note to self: Never GIS for "japanese toilet" again.)
     
  11. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Rag on a stick?
     
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    Jimmy_Pop Turbo Monkey

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    does she have a myspace?
     
  13. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Sheriff Brian Whipple, seriously in a story about a woman stuck on a toilet?
     
  14. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Classic.
     
  15. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    I wonder how many people will get that?:clapping:
     
  16. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    That is as good as one of the Dr's at the hospital I used to work at. Dr. Keebler in the Bariatric clinic. :P
     
  17. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    He had to check whether she was squeezin'...
     
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    Jimmy_Pop Turbo Monkey

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    somehow i dont think she looks like this. i love jessica alba.

     
  19. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    speaking of...
    how did she deal with teh menses?

    and normally, a crapper needs to be cleaned at least once/month. can you imagine the bouquet? so many factors greater that the sum of its parts.

    that crapper should be on ebay by next week.
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    How'd this thread get here? I figured it got deleted.
     
  21. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    What........like you guys have never found a good book before?
     
  22. spocomptonrider

    spocomptonrider sportin' the CROCS

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    :busted: I don't understand she must have been umm handicapped.