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Stupid ass political statements in real life

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Why would someone in business say "they have more positions than Kerry"???

Why would you distance yourself from a potential political oponent to voice your opinion??? It just seems stupid. At least the chair isn't squeaking though.
 
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Not meant to be political - it can apply to anything stupid that can be costly in business.
 
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Wumpus said:
:confused: :confused: :confused:


Could you please use that in a sentence?

I don't know about that dealer's stance. He has more positions than Kerry.

There.
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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For some reason I can't get that Super Mario Brothers song out of my head.
 

Megan Black

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Jul 28, 2004
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Driving home last night I saw a billboard advertisement for some restaurant (I think) with both Kerry and Dubya on it and it said, "this message was NOT approved by Kerry or Bush"...kinda funny in a real stupid sort of way

and dude, is that Ron Jeremy dressed up as Mario???
 

Megan Black

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DVNT said:
Hmm.. Post a pic of Ron Jeremy in a thread and Megan shows up. :think:
seriously! you don't know what i've been through, I CAN'T SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM RON JEREMY.

it all started when a friend made me watch that STUPID documentary on him (you know, the one where they try to make him out to be just some regular guy, dealing with the burdens of his job, when all he really wants is a loving relationship.....my ass) which i didn't want to see cause he grosses me out

so after that, i had a dream about him (don't even try it here guys) moving in to a house i shared with some people and i'm thinking, 'kay, seeing WAY too much ron these days'

THEN friggin' the Surreal Life comes on with him on it. and after awhile and just when i think that whole thing has blown over and people are done with him, someone posts his pic here!!!
 

DVNT

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I've heard of people having this problem before, being haunted by images of Ron.

I've been told the only known cure is to post pictures of oneself riding a bike wearing only a mini skirt and nice black boots. :love:
 
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Megan Black said:
just when i think that whole thing has blown over and people are done with him, someone posts his pic here!!!

Phucking Wumpus is out to ruin everyone's life. :nuts:
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
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DVNT said:
I've heard of people having this problem before, being haunted by images of Ron.

I've been told the only known cure is to post pictures of oneself riding a bike wearing only a mini skirt and nice black boots. :love:
talk to shootr (here on RM) he took the pics and I emailed him to ask where they were but he's not answering!
 

DVNT

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Megan Black said:
talk to shootr (here on RM) he took the pics and I emailed him to ask where they were but he's not answering!

I wonder how many PM's he'll get by the end of the day. ;)


How are things going on your side of the country?
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
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DVNT said:
I wonder how many PM's he'll get by the end of the day. ;)
hehe..maybe one of the random guys there sneaking camera-phone shots has one they'll post...


DVNT said:
How are things going on your side of the country?
Good! I dunno about further south, but it's not TOO incredibly rainy over here for the fall. Whistler bike park just closed and we're all kinda sad about that but it was a great season. We're all on the lookout for where it will snow so we can board/ski. Mt. St. Helens has been active but nothing major <---but it's like, spew or get off the pot already!

You and your side?
 
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Megan Black said:
Mt. St. Helens has been active but nothing major <---but it's like, spew or get off the pot already!

I wondered. Since there have yet to be any catostrophic events, the media has just said phuck it for most of the nation. :think:
 

I Are Baboon

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splat said:
I love belgian Waffles with Ice cream on them .
I like mine with plain ol' maple syrup...with shredded coconut. I also had an omelet (with mushrooms, bacon, and cheese), lots of bacon, sausage, ham, and a bunch of fruit. Breakfast buffet. That was Sunday. It was the only meal I ate all day. Mmmmmmm.....
 

DVNT

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Megan Black said:
You and your side?
Not a whole lot here. More remains of a tropical storm / hurricane coming through but it's still t-shirt / sandals weather.
We rarely get snow :mumble: We usually get ice.
It's that in between time when I want to go wakeboarding still, but I hate what cold water does to the boys, and snowboarding won't happen at least until december and it'll still suck.
 

splat

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I Are Baboon said:
I also had an omelet (with mushrooms, bacon, and cheese), lots of bacon, sausage, ham, and a bunch of fruit. Breakfast buffet. That was Sunday. It was the only meal I ate all day. Mmmmmmm.....
MMMM MMMMM , yesterday after my MRI, I made a Big batch of scramebled eggs with Cheese and Ham for Me and the Kids !
 
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I Are Baboon said:
Splat, that's what wives are for.

I've been waiting to post this (not my thoughts, but funny that some peeps think it)

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
(Kinky Friedman)
You uppity women I don’t understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you’re out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that’s ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.
Eve said to Adam, “Here’s an apple you horse”
And Delilah defoliated Samson’s moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can’t love a male chauvinist
You’d better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
 
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JRB

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dh girlie said:
Again...my hand is shaking...MUST....NOT....GET....INVOLVED....


Ok...I just have to throw in ONE thing...are you THAT bored????
Nothing wrong with a little Internet whack job every now and again. :oink: