stupid instructions

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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    How about you telling me what color it's supposed to be? Maybe a color swatch to compare against?

    :rant:
     

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  2. CrabJoe StretchPants

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    If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
     
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    Ha ha. :clapping::poster_oops::shocked::crazy::bonk::huh::help:
     
  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Isn't it past your bed time?
     
  5. H8R

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    You got it all wrong. Where is your internet forum smiley grammar text book?

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  6. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    You don't keep a Medication Pantone Color Reference swatchbook handy?
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    So I was on hold with the pharmacy for a while. Lady finally answers and says, "I think it's supposed to be an off-white color."

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    You think? FOCK YOU!
    So I ask if she could make sure. She looks up the product, "Actually, it looks like a light yellow, kind of what the bottle cap looks like."

    me: "Ah, ok, yeah, cuz light yellow looks discolored if it's supposed to be off-white. Thanks for your help!"


    I can see how people die from the wrong meds if their pharmacist is anything like mine :rant:
     
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    Calm down princess. You won't die from prescription ass lube.
     
  9. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  10. Broken_Spoke

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    Hey LP can't die he has fathering responsibilities coming up.
     
  11. LordOpie

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    That would make post #2 far more relevant!
     
  12. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Yes, but what kind of condition would you have if you need prescription ass lube?
     
  13. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    n8 inclusion?
     
  14. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Taxaudititis?
     
  15. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Oh just drink it, itll either be really bad, or really good!!!!!


    Possibly both!! Either way, you need to go for a ride
     
  16. LordOpie

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    Eyedrops.
     
  17. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Eyedrops, Laxative, Whats the differnce???


    You ever give your roomate a couple drops in his cereal to get back at him cleaning out the fridge???
     
  18. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Is that a euphemism?
     
  19. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    I would love to drop some Pos rep, But I need to spread some around a bit!!!!
     
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    Sunny eats 2 year old yogurt and you pull this sh*t on us??? :disgust1:
     
  21. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    What???
     
  22. LordOpie

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    She's more brave than I am.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Wow, How did I miss that one????
     
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    and apparently has bigger balls too.