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bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
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standing at the edge of reason
my boss called me "toxic" to my face. nice. a couple of months ago she told me to cut my hair because i look like a sheepdog. and to "make the most of my assets" - what constitutes a hostile work environment?

just whining. thanks. :rolleyes:
 
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JRB

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You win. You're work environment sounds like it sucks more than mine. Bummer.
 
J

JRB

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I work with sales guys and help get new business leads out to them. I also helped put the new system in and worked in customer service. Now I guess I am going to help design the web page since no one else is going to.
 

bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
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standing at the edge of reason
i wish i could fix our web page. it sucks but the guy who does it is the golden boy (my boss only likes men) so no one can comment...if someone had told me this is what it means to be an adult, i would have stayed 17.
 

bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
490
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standing at the edge of reason
my boss also says when she sees me headed for her office, her first thought is "oh hell what now?"
maybe i *should* take some pride in it...sort of like when she called me white trash and i bought a sticker that said "white trash" for my cubicle...
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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bigginsis said:
my boss also says when she sees me headed for her office, her first thought is "oh hell what now?"
maybe i *should* take some pride in it...sort of like when she called me white trash and i bought a sticker that said "white trash" for my cubicle...

Are you serious?

I'd just kick her ass and find a new job. That's f'd up. Them's fighten words.

Or you could play on RM all day and waste the companies money.... :think:
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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bigginsis said:
my boss also says when she sees me headed for her office, her first thought is "oh hell what now?"
maybe i *should* take some pride in it...sort of like when she called me white trash and i bought a sticker that said "white trash" for my cubicle...
Is your boss hot? Got any pics of her?
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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I Are Baboon said:
Is your boss hot? Got any pics of her?

thats a bold statement coming from IRB. i think its a first.

sucks about the job sis. you know i hate mine to. however i went to a community yesterday that is going to prove to be very beneficial to me, hopefully.
 

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
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Well if she only likes men you could tell her that you are a trans gendered individual and see how she likes that or put lesbian porn up all over the walls of her office and tell her the golden boy did it.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
bigginsis said:
my boss called me "toxic" to my face. nice. a couple of months ago she told me to cut my hair because i look like a sheepdog. and to "make the most of my assets" - what constitutes a hostile work environment?

just whining. thanks. :rolleyes:
DAYUM! what an f'n whore! I'm so lucky that I have a cool boss...he's such a cool guy...we've never had any issues.
 

Ian F

Turbo Monkey
Sep 8, 2001
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biggins said:
thats a bold statement coming from IRB. i think its a first.
Must be MBC hi-jacking his screen name... or he's seriously bored... :p

I feel lucky to get along well with my boss... Hell, he's the main reason I'm still here...
 

bigginsis

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Jun 20, 2004
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dh girlie said:
DAYUM! what an f'n whore! I'm so lucky that I have a cool boss...he's such a cool guy...we've never had any issues.
my boss also says the best friend a girl can have is a gay man because they can help you accessorize.

i am not making any of this up.

i have decided she is jealous because she is short, dumpy, going bald and i am tall and blonde with D cups. if i made the most of my "assests" that wench would be out of a job. :p
 
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JRB

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bigginsis said:
i have decided she is jealous because she is short, dumpy, going bald and i am tall and blonde with D cups. if i made the most of my "assests" that wench would be out of a job. :p

I'll take this one. PICS??????? Not of the boss either. :D
 

s1ngletrack

Monkey
Aug 17, 2004
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Denver
N8 said:
I'd like to see Bigginsis in a Biggins avatar pose...
Uh...I'm not quite sure what I think of that, it'd be kind of like a pint of New Belgium's "Tripple" - with a cat turd floating in it.
 

Velocity Girl

whack-a-mole
Sep 12, 2001
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Go to HR. You should not have to put up with comments like that. I had some hostile bosses at one point, although more subtle than yours, and it makes life a living hell. You just want to be sure to document everything, see if you have any witnesses, and describe everything to HR, preferrably in writing.
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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I say start carrying around some sort of audio recording device. A lot of tiny mp3 players can do this. Just turn it on whenever you have to go talk to her. In about a week you should have enough good material to get her dumpy butt in hot water, if not fired.
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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I think you should start hitting on her.

Maybe she's just jealous of your D cups...
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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bigginsis said:
i have decided she is jealous because she is short, dumpy, going bald and i am tall and blonde with D cups. if i made the most of my "assests" that wench would be out of a job. :p

Humm... perhaps you need a career change? Something where your assests work for you!


;)
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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bigginsis said:
"assests"
You know you're anal about spelling when...

...a sentence involves the phrase "tall and blonde with D cups" and the first thing you notice is the typo...
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
DVNT said:
Are you serious?

I'd just kick her ass and find a new job. That's f'd up. Them's fighten words.

Or you could play on RM all day and waste the companies money.... :think:
White trash? Seriously, I don't think you can call someone who works for you white trash... If that kind of shizz gets said often you should start carrying a little recorder around with you and slip her boss the tape... or if she has no boss then slip that shizz to a lawyer.
 

B_A_MTBIKER

Monkey
May 4, 2004
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Where the wild things are
golgiaparatus said:
White trash? Seriously, I don't think you can call someone who works for you white trash... If that kind of shizz gets said often you should start carrying a little recorder around with you and slip her boss the tape... or if she has no boss then slip that shizz to a lawyer.
Yeh no joke, isn't white trash basically someone unemployed living off welfare. Or is that just a prejudice way to look at the situation. Personally I see someone with a job, seemingly a good job (aside from the boss) would not fit under that category.


That might just be me. :confused:
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Interesting.

Why wouldn't White Trash be considered a Racist Comment?
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
bigginsis said:
my boss also says the best friend a girl can have is a gay man because they can help you accessorize.

i am not making any of this up.

i have decided she is jealous because she is short, dumpy, going bald and i am tall and blonde with D cups. if i made the most of my "assests" that wench would be out of a job. :p

Damn...she likes gay dudes cuz she can't find any other friends and for some reason gay dudes dig fat ugly chicks.

People here at work don't seem to be jealous of my blonde hair and D cups...in fact most of them seem rather appreciative...of course I do work with about 150 dudes...maybe they just like that kinda thing! HAHAHAHA!
 

bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
490
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i like the fat ugly chick comment. she's just a tactless witch. and stupid too. once someone brought in cupcakes to work and she asked how they got them into those little papers...
oh well. it's a paycheck AND i get to play online all day...
 

bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
490
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oh and she's been grieved against FIVE TIMES in five years and has always won so there's no point in going to HR. and if she fires people, she fights to keep them from getting unemployment. they fired one of our systems guys and actually deleted his thesis from his computer at work out of sheer spite. so i am just going to look for a new gig.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
bigginsis said:
oh and she's been grieved against FIVE TIMES in five years and has always won so there's no point in going to HR. and if she fires people, she fights to keep them from getting unemployment. they fired one of our systems guys and actually deleted his thesis from his computer at work out of sheer spite. so i am just going to look for a new gig.
Man she sounds like a real asshole. you'd think HR would see a pattern with the 5 grievances. She probably goes home at night and stuffs her fat ugly face with bonbons and watches Queer Eye for the Straigh Guy reruns on her TiVo.
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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New England
You just need to whoop that bitch's ass. Find a new job, and when you go in to put you notice in get her to start some shiat, and claim self defense. :devil:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Can you get in her office before anyone could notice you? You could pour water on her chair...some bitch was getting in me and my friends face at a concert and I was so irritated with her and I yain't no brawla, so when she stood up to dance, I poured half a warm beer on her seat...she sat down again and shot out of her seat...it was hysterical...