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Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Anyone see the new one? I tivo'ed it because I get a kick out of midgets.

Mini-me gets totally ****ed up, and pisses in the corner, all while he's naked on a motorized scooter. It may have been the best thing I've ever seen on tv...
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
I've watched the Surreal Life since the first season...this by FAR the BEST cast ever. It is friggin hysterical...plus I love marcus schenkenberg and I am the BIGGEST brady bunch fan in the world. Peter Brady's buffed. It was pretty funny when he had to carry Mini-me to bed! AHHAHAHAHA!
 
N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
dh girlie said:
I've watched the Surreal Life since the first season...this by FAR the BEST cast ever. It is friggin hysterical...plus I love marcus schenkenberg and I am the BIGGEST brady bunch fan in the world. Peter Brady's buffed. It was pretty funny when he had to carry Mini-me to bed! AHHAHAHAHA!
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How many episodes have there been with this cast?
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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Skookum said:
haha i'm trying to ween myself off this show, but you guys just drag me back!!!! :p
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Why on earth would you deny yourself??? This season is going to be the best...I can already tell. I don't think there will be anyone as bad as Corey Feldman and his antics...I love how Corey shows up the first day with a stack of porn magazines, bragging about how his girlfriend keeps him interested by bringing other chicks home, and then refused to eat sushi off the naked model...said it was degrading to women! HAHAHAHA! He cried a lot too! Surreal Life rocks!
 
reflux

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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I've only seen a little bit of SL here and there, but missed the episode last night. Heard all about it though on the radio this morning.

I can't remember the name of the show on Spike (?), but I was addicted to it during a marathon a few months back. Was it Average Joe? It was a reality elimanation show with a bunch of actors and one normal guy who wasn't in on the scheme. He heh, that was funny.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
reflux said:
I've only seen a little bit of SL here and there, but missed the episode last night. Heard all about it though on the radio this morning.

I can't remember the name of the show on Spike (?), but I was addicted to it during a marathon a few months back. Was it Average Joe? It was a reality elimanation show with a bunch of actors and one normal guy who wasn't in on the scheme. He heh, that was funny.
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THAT was absolutely hysterical! I STILL laugh even when I just think of him going...WHA...WHA...WHAT IS GOING OOOOON! HAHAHAHA!
 
Craw

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
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dh girlie said:
So far just one...but they replay them during the week...I strongly recommend making time to see it...it's hysterical...

Chyna is the grossest thing I've ever seen...
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She is heinous. And it's like she's trying too hard...

Oh and she purposely made a sex tape with her and her boyfriend.

Apparently she's got a steroid induced "mini-me" dangling betwixt her legs...ugh..

Without having seen the video, I can imagine it being very violent.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
Craw said:
She is heinous. And it's like she's trying too hard...

Oh and she purposely made a sex tape with her and her boyfriend.

Apparently she's got a steroid induced "mini-me" dangling betwixt her legs...ugh..

Without having seen the video, I can imagine it being very violent.
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Oh that's just gross! One has to question the intentions of a man who is boyfriend to what looks like another man....specially if she's got a ween!
 
Craw

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
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Chyna has a dong?

:eek:

I watched the marathon of the Flava/bridget season last sunday.
Best show EVEA

FLLLava-FLAV!!!!
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Well not a dong in the normal sense of the word. But I guess you can say that a part of her has enlarged to dong proportions..
 
-dustin

-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
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that Adrianne girl is really, really cute. almost as cute as Mary Anne Kate on The Real Gilligan's Island. Mary Anne Kate was the best looking reality TV girl ever.

FLAVA FLLAAAV! Mr. F is great.
 
dan-o

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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Craw said:
Well not a dong in the normal sense of the word. But I guess you can say that a part of her has enlarged to dong proportions..
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You mean like a clitenis?

Nasty!
 
manziman

manziman

Stubby
Jul 3, 2004
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The armpit of San Diego
did anyone see the Flava-Flav/Brigitte Nielson reunion? he flies to Milan to see her only to find out that she has a fiancée. Whoopski.
I do have to say the Surreal Life is my new favorite show. The first season wtih Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice and Tammy Faye was HILARIOUS. oh man, good times.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
manziman said:
did anyone see the Flava-Flav/Brigitte Nielson reunion? he flies to Milan to see her only to find out that she has a fiancée. Whoopski.
I do have to say the Surreal Life is my new favorite show. The first season wtih Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice and Tammy Faye was HILARIOUS. oh man, good times.
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AMATUER! If it was your favorite show then you would know that the season with Tammy Fae and Vanilla Ice :drool: was the SECOND season! Sheesh! The first season had Andrea Zuckerman from 90210 (not sure of her real name), Corey Feldman (complete tool), Vince Neil, Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer, that one chick that was a raging bitch on one of the Survivors named Jerry, and a Playboy Playmate of the Year...That was a good season...Corey Feldman cried a lot and made a complete dick of himself on every episode!
 
manziman

manziman

Stubby
Jul 3, 2004
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The armpit of San Diego
dh girlie said:
AMATUER! If it was your favorite show then you would know that the season with Tammy Fae and Vanilla Ice :drool: was the SECOND season! Sheesh! The first season had Andrea Zuckerman from 90210 (not sure of her real name), Corey Feldman (complete tool), Vince Neil, Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer, that one chick that was a raging bitch on one of the Survivors named Jerry, and a Playboy Playmate of the Year...That was a good season...Corey Feldman cried a lot and made a complete dick of himself on every episode!
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can't prove it.
 
Nate at RIT

Nate at RIT

Monkey
Oct 8, 2003
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bending stuff in the ROC
dh girlie said:
Did you actually SEE the penoris/clitenis????
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I've seen that tape, and all of the rumors are true. I'm just trying to save the rest of you from that horror of a movie. The best description would be if you tried to make a sandwich out of big floppy roast beer wrapped around a frank.
 
COmtbiker12

COmtbiker12

Turbo Monkey
Dec 17, 2003
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Colorado Springs
dh girlie said:
AMATUER! If it was your favorite show then you would know that the season with Tammy Fae and Vanilla Ice :drool: was the SECOND season! Sheesh! The first season had Andrea Zuckerman from 90210 (not sure of her real name), Corey Feldman (complete tool), Vince Neil, Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer, that one chick that was a raging bitch on one of the Survivors named Jerry, and a Playboy Playmate of the Year...That was a good season...Corey Feldman cried a lot and made a complete dick of himself on every episode!
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Corey Feldman got kind of annoying on the first season. Especially when he kept trying to plan his wedding.

Havent seen this season's yet, hopefully its on tonight...
 
Craw

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
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Nate at RIT said:
I've seen that tape, and all of the rumors are true. I'm just trying to save the rest of you from that horror of a movie. The best description would be if you tried to make a sandwich out of big floppy roast beer wrapped around a frank.
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Oh man. That's terrible. I'm glad you survived the viewing of her Beef Curtains..
 
GravityFreakTJ

GravityFreakTJ

leg shavin roadie
Jul 14, 2003
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at a road race near you
Nate at RIT said:
I've seen that tape, and all of the rumors are true. I'm just trying to save the rest of you from that horror of a movie. The best description would be if you tried to make a sandwich out of big floppy roast beer wrapped around a frank.
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Dude,i used to love roast beef :angry:
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
I saw it too.

Let's just say that Chyna's dick is probably bigger than Verne's.

Or, as Mr. Chappelle would say, "She wears underwear with dickholes."
 
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