Sweet. This guy was arrested for stealing 2,865 bikes and 15 pounds of weed.
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dam that s a lot of bikes!
Gotta have one of those......
I refuse to believe in any god who wouldn't have interjected before the missing bikes rose to over 2000.
His yard should have raised some suspicion....
Huh. Well that's unusual.
Dude! Who steals a tricycle??!
Drunken_Ninja?
the same guy that steals a little girls bike with training wheels, pedals on the front wheel, a pink saddle, and flower basket on the handlebars.
LOL. Faith has it's limits...
Unfair. D_N busted this guy.
Jesus, steal something worthy!His yard should have raised some suspicion....
That "swimming pool" looks like a giant dog bowl :biggrin:
as much as i love bikes...he should be crucified for stealing 15lbs if ganja
i guess he has a bike fetish
i guess he has a bike fetish
Oh boy! What is this god you silly people speak of?
stealing is easy...not getting caught is hard
I thought that was Splat's backyard.
It might be. Just to clarify, the picture above has no relation whatsoever to the news article, but i doubt all those bikes got there legally.
because God should have put mathematical caps on Satanic deeds?
When I was a courier in Boston, there was a guy we worked with that would take the train into town every morning, steal a bike, ride it all day and deliver his packages, ride back to the train station, jump off the bike and head home. Since he returned it though, I guess he was just "borrowing" it. 
There was also another older lady that would deliver packages on her old-style cruiser with one of those flowery baskets on it and wearing a big'ol sun hat. Almost like she was spending a day out in the garden.
There was also another older lady that would deliver packages on her old-style cruiser with one of those flowery baskets on it and wearing a big'ol sun hat. Almost like she was spending a day out in the garden.
I don't think they said he stole that... It was more of a posession charge.
of coursebecause God should have put mathematical caps on Satanic deeds?
If they caught him with 15lbs, just imagine how much he had before getting busted. Look at that mugshot! He was soooo effing stoned out of his gourd 24/7 that anytime he found himself having to walk more than a block, he prolly stole the closest banana-seater out of pure laziness. Everytime he'd come to the bottom of a hill, he'd just discard the pilferred ride, slog his a$$ up to the top and then steal another one so's he wouldn't have to walk all that way down.
the fvcked up part is the guy used to be a cop and knew how to get away with sending giant freight containers full of bikes to europe to sell every year.
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Nope , No pool , no trampoline.
He should be stabbed to death with spokes ,or whipped with brake cables made in to cat of ten speed :huh::huh: