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Taco Bell Over Dose...

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
1
Oz
I just spent $14.53 at Taco Bell.

I had three grilled steak tacos.
Two bean burritos
A soft taco
a grilled steak quesidilla.

I think I am going to puke.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
1
Oz
Just a ****ty stress response.

I am going to pay for it all night and in the morning on my ride.
However, I've learned my lesson, I feel like 9 shades of crap.
 

kingbee

Monkey
Mar 29, 2004
902
0
Ohio
Remember to ice between wipes.

I never go to TB on my own, but once in a while when I'm with one of my friends he likes to go. I always tell my self I'm not going to eat anything because I feel like crap. But I cant resist it once I get inside.

I always regret it later.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
7,807
895
Central Florida
Taco Bell isn't that great, but it tastes better than McDonalds. I don't mind it. You guys have little girl stomachs if it hits you that hard.

Of course I don't eat 3000 calories when I'm there.

Call Guinness, someone ate $15 worth of food at TB.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
21,712
525
NC
You guys have little girl stomachs if it hits you that hard.
If you can eat $15 worth of Taco Bell and come out without some kind of nasty BM, you are a better man than I. Taco Bell doesn't usually bother me, but that much saturated fat is gonna do wonders to your digestive system.

On the other hand, given your username, maybe you can.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,315
1,351
Jimtown, CO
You wanna know how many pubes you probably ate?
At least 100. Cuz that is what you get @ Taco Bell. Sneaky bastards putting their pubes in your ****.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
1
Oz
On the fifth trip to the crapper between 9:00 and 1:00.

Its been a crappy day.
 

jonKranked

Press Button, Receive Stupid
Nov 10, 2005
61,619
8,255
media blackout
and You'll neva feel...
quite the same
once you get a whiff
of my Hershey stains.
I wanna poop on you too.
I want to pee in yo food.
Only thing'll make my life complete
is when I turn yo face to a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you
maybe d chappelle didn't rip this off from R Kelley, it must've been DirtMcGirk
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
1
Oz
Rode 50 miles on the road bike.
Went to Colonnade for three hours.
Threw up four times.
Nine trips to the bathroom.

I feel cleansed, and violated.
Damn you Taco Bell, damn you to hell, or Nebraska, which ever is worse.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
4
in da shed, mon, in da shed
The only times I've ever made a run for the border were when I was too wasted to protest the communal decision. Just the same, it never shat me up anywhere like the all-time cham-peen...7-Eleven nachos piled high. Those things'd unplug the tub drain at a Tiajuana cathouse.