Found this during my morning search of the internet...
http://www.wral.com/news/4815844/detail.html
Yes, it is work safe.
http://www.wral.com/news/4815844/detail.html
Yes, it is work safe.
Talk about a serious case of blue balls
- Thread starter Polandspring88
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Yeow.
Some prank.
Some prank.
oh.........I thought this thead was going to be about you meeting DHGirlie
DHG can give blueballs through the internet, she doens't need to be in person.douglas said:
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ok...now that I have coffee all over the monitor....why in the f*ck would you wait 2 weeks!??!?!?!?!?! to have it removed..... :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:
Ok...now that I have coffee all over the monitor....why in the f*ck would you wait 2 weeks!??!?!?!?!?! to have it removed..... :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:
Lucky his friend couldn't find the paper punch...
...or the stapler.
wow....and they say biking causes infertility???
"Friend"...... 
Suuuuuure it was just a "friend"?
Freaks.
Suuuuuure it was just a "friend"?
Freaks.
Friends of yours? :eviltonguSkaredShtles said:"Friend"......
Suuuuuure it was just a "friend"?
Freaks.
Most of my friends are freaks, but non *that* freaky.johnbryanpeters said:
You got "friends" like the above mentioned?
I'm guessing that friend in this particular instance loosely implies fiancé; in which case, this turns from a comedy, into a tragedy.
I killed another thread.....
I killed another thread.....
Of all the things to put in the vacinity of my package, I think a hacksaw would be one of the last things on my list, just ahead of bolt cutters.
Would have been funnier if he had his keys locked to his sack, or possibly locked to an immovable object.
Did an angle grinder make the list?sleepinggiant said:
Cutting torch maybe?Polandspring88 said:
Mallet and spike perhaps?robdamanii said:
Shaped charge.
There really should have been room for him to pull his scrotum away and snip it with bolt cutters...
Wow why you would wait 2 weeks to get that removed is beyond me. And on the topic of things better kept away from the twig and berries i'd saw a sawzall or a plasma cutter would be the things I'd like to keep dang far away.
Just sounds like an industrial strength c*ckring to me.
at the top of all the things listed, the NUMBER one thing to stay away from the junk...Hillary Clinton or Janet Reno...not sure which would be worse
Hillary.ridetoofast said:
We know where her hands have been, and it's not pretty.
this is reason number one million why I'm glad I'm a chick 
But we have a built in "oh ****" handle. Not to mention our genetalia doesn't gush blood regularly.bluebug32 said:this is reason number one million why I'm glad I'm a chick
robdamanii said:
LOL!! built in oh sh*t handle...that's awesome!! :dancing:
Q: How do you know a chick has been using the computer??
A: (You all know it) There's white-out on the screen....
Q: How do you know a chick has been using the computer again??
A: There's writing on the white-out! (Har har har)
Q: How do you know a chick has been using the computer a third time??
A: The joystick is wet....
Oh crap I laughed so hard when I read that.robdamanii said: