[fluff]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6382919.stm

Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say.

 

[LordOpie]

I'm going to kill a million jews and two clowns!!

Why the clowns?

See, no one cares about the jews.

- - - - - - -

The cannibal says to the clown, "You taste funny."

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one lesbian frog turns to the other and says, "Hey, we do taste like chicken."

(everyone loves a lesbian.)



The cow says, "mooooo".

 

[$tinkle]

are we allowed to cry at the funeral?

 

[jimmydean]

are we allowed to cry at the funeral?

Only the sad clown. The rest have to toss confetti at the mourners.

 

[LordOpie]

are we allowed to cry at the funeral?

That's not funny man.

Those guys wound up tripping over their big feet spilling their friend all around. Very upsetting.

 

[DRB]

What we need is "work" camps for clowns.

 

[LordOpie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6382919.stm

How nice, music for the funeral will be performed by ICP.

 

[$tinkle]

apparently, it was a prank gone wrong when the gun misfired:

 

[LordOpie]

apparently, it was a prank gone wrong when the gun misfired:

Didn't that happen to Brandon Lee too?

Thought it was a blank, but turned out to be real or atleast too powerful?