[johnbryanpeters]

What I'm really pissed off about is socialist defense. National defense is socialist defense is communist defense is what is going to make us the same as Communist Red China. The people of this country don't need the government telling them how to defend themselves. We don't need tax and defend government. Poor people can't defend themselves. Chinese are poor. Therefore, our poor people should be Chinese.

John was joking, but he seems spot on...

 

[Westy]

If you want protection get a job and hire mercenaries. Let the free markets sort it out.

 

[dante]

That's one of the main differences between the Tea Partiers and Libertarians...

 

[rockofullr]

Clearly the tea party is using Monty Python logic

BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!

 

[sanjuro]

I'm going to give the Tea Party Logic a try, so bear with me...

You sheeple just make me laugh.

Why should I have to pay for your welfare?

You have no idea the road that that Hussein Soetoro is taking us down.

This is our worst nightmare come to life. We fought wars to defeat these people and now one of them is fvcking sleeper agent as our Glorious Leader.