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LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
remember how you'd want to beat the kid for that? Or beat the kid for telling on you for pulling the fire alarm?

What kind of idiot @sshole tells the police that he's having sex with his porn-star-looking-teacher?????!!!???shiftslashshiftone??!?

Teacher charged with having sex with 14-year-old student

TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- A 23-year-old middle-school teacher was charged with having sex with a 14-year-old student in a classroom, at her apartment and, once, in a vehicle while the teen's 15-year-old cousin drove.

Detectives said that the cousins provided matching statements incriminating Debra Beasley Lafave and that the 14-year-old described Lafave's apartment and her tattoos and birthmarks.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/teacher.sex.ap/index.html
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stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
See the location FLORIDA!!


I'd hit it!!


Man she's sick though, 14! Thats crazy!
 
mobius

mobius

Turbo Monkey
Jan 25, 2003
2,158
0
Around DC
Why didn't my teachers look like that? There is still hope in my next 3-5 years in college that one of my professors looks like that.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
mobius said:
Why didn't my teachers look like that? There is still hope in my next 3-5 years in college that one of my professors looks like that.
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Think he boobs are fake?
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Dude! Why on earth would that kid report that! Sheesh, if it was me I'd keep hittin that till she said no mo! Dang, it's like every 14 year olds dream that his hottie porn star lookin teacher would take him home or to the back room and knock boots. Hey, it was always one of mine anyway.

If I was that cousin I woulda driven to a secluded place and joined in... the more the merrier. :) (Just don't tell my fiancee I said that)
 
luken8r

luken8r

Monkey
Mar 5, 2004
564
0
Melrose MA
i hope the kid who was doin the teacher beats the living hell out of his cousin for ratting him out. honestly, this is the worst cock block ive ever heard of
 
Tenchiro

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
5,407
0
New England
Yearbook photos




Engagement Photo (the man that drove her to 14 year old boys)


Wedding Photo (obviously she is insane...)
 
Tenchiro

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
5,407
0
New England
spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
"My butt, man !"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?
chorus
(guitar solo)
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"
 
Craw

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
thesmokinggun.com has some info about this story too.

At my school there was this old teacher that would let us pick out candy from his front pants pocket...I guess all the other kids got the candy, because there never were any when I fished around in those pockets..

He must have been shy too, because his picture was never in the Teacher section of the yearbook...
 
Superdeft

Superdeft

Monkey
Dec 4, 2003
863
0
East Coast
Tenchiro said:
spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
"My butt, man !"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?
chorus
(guitar solo)
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"
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Glad to see I wasn't alone in thinking about this song.
 
The Kadvang

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
3,499
0
six five oh
Ciaran said:
Dang, it's like every 14 year olds dream that his hottie porn star lookin teacher would take him home or to the back room and knock boots. Hey, it was always one of mine anyway.
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So true. Mine too :devil: .
 
manhattanprjkt83

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
1,237
Nilbog
LordOpie said:
remember how you'd want to beat the kid for that? Or beat the kid for telling on you for pulling the fire alarm?

What kind of idiot @sshole tells the police that he's having sex with his porn-star-looking-teacher?????!!!???shiftslashshiftone??!?
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I read this thing on CNN early this morning and was thinking exactly what you are. if that kid i just would have gone with the flow if you know what i mean.
 
Clark Kent

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
324
0
Mpls
SOOOOO hopefully when the same thing happens, but with a male teacher and a female student, we are not all ready to lynch him... We do tend to hold the chiks to a diff set of rules than ourselves..... :rolleyes: And that woman is ugly with a big old "U" I just dont go for those bovine lookin white broads..... :blah:
 
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