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Technology at work!

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
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Miami, FL
Originally posted by Damn True
Cornell students have finally found a good use for wireless technology. I present to you, The wireless beer pitcher monitor:



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Why not just have a manual call button? Lot easier to design, more reliable that the angular calculation (which are pointless considering you could do it with a weight sensor much easier)... and you don't have to wait until the pitcher is empty!!!

Dumbass Cornell students...
 

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
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Duh, Austin
And, may I submit, that if the waitress is cute, you'd rather have her come by 2-3 times before you order another round ;)

Call this the babe avoidance device.
 
Yes.. antisocial nerdy Cornell students. They probably sat around with their calculators one night sharing a single light beer between the ten of them and thought that this would be a great way to integrate themselves into regular normal mainstream society..
Geeks the lot of them.

What a waste.