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Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Reno 911
:biggrin:
Maybe a microwave seat heater to sterilize the driver hopefully preventing them from reproducing.
They had a similar setup in the Pontiac Aztec. But it was redundant since owning an Aztec virtually garunteed you weren't getting laid.
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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G14 Classified
Maybe a microwave seat heater to sterilize the driver hopefully preventing them from reproducing.
Hehe, that reminds me of the time I turned on my friend's seat heater without him realizing it. The heater had been on high for about 5 minutes before he finally yelled "my ass is on fire! wtf?!" I was laughing and crying so hard that I had to pull over.
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
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Sleepy Hollar
My wife's volvo had those things. If you left the dog in the car to go into a store or something she would always inadvertantly turn one or both on because she likes to hop into the front seat when you are gone. You never knew when you were going to have nuts roasting over an open fire (me) or a clambake (my wife).