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teh swine fluz!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    i think i has it. :eek: :eek: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:






    actually i'm not worried about it in the least. i figured that i would get sick at some point this year being crammed in the dorms once again and having been isolated from the outside world for the whole summer. it could be something else, but i've just been feeling progressively ****tier and ****tier all day and that's what seems to be going around these days. supposedly there's at least one case on every floor of my dorm right now.

    looks like i'll just have to rest up this weekend, which is good since i should be spending most of the weekend studying anyways for the 2 tests that i have on tuesday. now it's time to go eat lots of bacon to get back at those ****ers.
     

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  2. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Does anyone actually know anyone with said infliction?

    Monkey pox?

    Anthrax?

    Bird Flu?

    I've ridden the canals in PHX and inhaled countless swarms of insects and still don't have mosquito aids either.

    C'mon now.
     
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  3. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    i've been around both my brothers little germ factories since day one for the last 18 months/4 months....i don't get sick...he and his wife do....hahaha...
     
  4. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Girls can get pregnant from sitting on public toilet seats ya know.








    * For some reason that made me think dirty thoughts about Martha Stewart.
     
  5. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I don't know what that means.

    Edit: Sniped.
     
  6. macko

    macko Turbo Monkey

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    I'm sitting in the middle of WSU campus where we've had 2600 cases of swine flu...that's about 1/8 of the student population and they expect it could rise to between 5k and 9k. I think at this point they're considering every flue case to be H1N1.

    Interestingly enough, it's curbed drinking games because kids are less likely to share cups and cans. Funny. *sniff*
     
  7. nelsonjm

    nelsonjm Monkey

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    Water pong is way better than beer pong anyhow. I don't like drinking beer with dirt and hair in it. It harms the taste of my piss beer of choice.
     
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  8. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    I hope you don't die.
     
  9. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Friend of mine thinks he has the swine flu. His doctor didn't bother trying to diagnose it from any other flu strain. The state stopped bothering to diagnose and track the cases as there have been so many.
     
  10. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    If you think you have it, you probably don't.
     
  11. ridiculous

    ridiculous Turbo Monkey

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    so what do you do with the water?
     
  12. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    Read this book while you're sick. It should make you feel better...
     
  13. TLadeau

    TLadeau Chimp

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    keep that **** in burlington mike

    seriously though, hope you feel better soon
     
  14. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I know a guy whose kid has it.
     
  15. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Student worker was sent home or told not to come in today (details are vague) because her mother has the H1N1.:think: Retards.