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Tell me I am not the only one who heard Stern/Sirius today

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
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behind the viewfinder
i bet she had loads of interesting things to say.

gertrude stein was once asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence, to which she immediately responded:

"you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think"

:oink:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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So Cal
stiksandstones said:
Wow, he had Jenna Jameson in today-holy crap....best radio ever.

Let freedom ring!
Ever? Dude, I'd rather listen to old Lil Orphan Annie radio shows then Stern. After about the 1000th lesbian he began getting old.
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
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sirknight6 said:
i started with stern in '87. After 10 years, he got old, REAL OLD. rehashing the same old sh!t got boring. Just my .02
WOW... took you 10 years to figure that one out!

I was over it after 1 month!
 

Bullitrider

Monkey
Apr 17, 2004
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Seattle
His movie was pretty damn funny. His radio show is the lamest...and his group of yes men/lackeys are more annoying than his guests IMHO.
 
Oct 26, 2001
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God Hole NC
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Hey America,
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Vote for Mojo Nixon for our next president and put another sex-crazed hillbilly in the Whitehouse.

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*Mojo is Pro Pot.*
*Mojo is Pro Porno.*
*Mojo is Pro Poontang.*
*Mojo supports the search for the Male G-Spot.*
*Mojo declares that the 1st Pokeman movie shall also be the last.*
*Mojo will bring the NFL to Cincinnati, Ohio.*
*Mojo will take MTV off the air.*
*Mojo will give people the finger.*
*Mojo hopes to die screwing his sexy wife on the desk.*
*Mojo supports the very flat tax of 0.(Zero, you moron)*
*All government funding will be paid with the legalization of drugs, porno, prostitution, & fireworks and taxing Churches.*
*Mojo is against the Celsius Temperature-"Fahrenheit or Fight".*
*Mojo will give everyone 1 extra hour of sleep at night.*
*Mojo wants to establish friendly relations with the Bobnarian aliens from the planet Meekmock. *
*Mojo will abolish Casual Friday to wear any damn thing you want every day.*
*Mojo will lower the Voting Age to 8 and abolish schools to get kids more involved in politics.*
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Possible future Running Mates
Ike Turner, Louis Farrakhan, Jamie Farr, or Catherine Zeta Jones.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
Lemme guess.

Stern had jenna get naked and do some things and then said "wow" "ooh" "come sit on my lap" "baby" and then maybe someone said he had a little wiener and he made fun of himself?
Close?
That happens on every stern show.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,993
22,028
Sleazattle
BurlyShirley said:
Lemme guess.

Stern had jenna get naked and do some things and then said "wow" "ooh" "come sit on my lap" "baby" and then maybe someone said he had a little wiener and he made fun of himself?
Close?
That happens on every stern show.
Don't forget the all the farting sound effects and the "slide wistle" boner sound effects. That just never gets old.:rolleyes:
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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I'd rather steal from him and download it off of ***********....




























Not that I would waste the time, but other people are, and Sirius isn't happy about it.