Agreed, so long as it's living and not bleeding profusely.
Weekend of DH at Bad WildBad, Germany.
Rode some dh all day and decided to crash on some campsite.
Me and my mates were drinking and smoking some weed so obviously we were attracting some attention from the female campsite residents.
Some of these girls were kinda hot so I think I started hitting on them, not sure about what happend next but I think the pretty one I was hitting on left and I mistoke (sp?) an uglier girl for the pretty one.
Took her to the shower and started doing all kinds of stuff thats not safe for work when I noticed we had an audience, one of my mates was actually filming us with his cell from the next shower boot.
Offcourse we moved some place else and finished our bizz.
Next day I woke up in my van, alone (thank god).
Got out and my mates were all laughing at me for obvious reasons.
The one who filmed the shower scene was laughing the hardest so i ask him to show it to me. I then run away with his phone and erase the movie so it wouldnt pop up on numerous intraweb forums...
I then decide its best to leave in a hurry, drive of the campsite and the owner stops me, asks me to pay for staying that night so Im like yeah my mates over there allready have my part of the money so they will be paying for me.
He said well Ill go and ask could you wait here for a sec? Im like, sure.
So i pretend Im parking my car and the moment he turns around I make a burnout and drive the **** away.
Ill never forget the look on his face in my mirror
Rode some dh all day and decided to crash on some campsite.
Me and my mates were drinking and smoking some weed so obviously we were attracting some attention from the female campsite residents.
Some of these girls were kinda hot so I think I started hitting on them, not sure about what happend next but I think the pretty one I was hitting on left and I mistoke (sp?) an uglier girl for the pretty one.
Took her to the shower and started doing all kinds of stuff thats not safe for work when I noticed we had an audience, one of my mates was actually filming us with his cell from the next shower boot.
Offcourse we moved some place else and finished our bizz.
Next day I woke up in my van, alone (thank god).
Got out and my mates were all laughing at me for obvious reasons.
The one who filmed the shower scene was laughing the hardest so i ask him to show it to me. I then run away with his phone and erase the movie so it wouldnt pop up on numerous intraweb forums...
I then decide its best to leave in a hurry, drive of the campsite and the owner stops me, asks me to pay for staying that night so Im like yeah my mates over there allready have my part of the money so they will be paying for me.
He said well Ill go and ask could you wait here for a sec? Im like, sure.
So i pretend Im parking my car and the moment he turns around I make a burnout and drive the **** away.
Ill never forget the look on his face in my mirror
Still disturbing to me...
You knew my sister?
Yea, why someone would do that is beyond me.
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You are so ****ing cool. Can I have your autograph?
Went to a friends wedding and was "conveniently" seated next to this single hottie. Just as the bride had planned, we clicked. Drank, ate, and danced the night away. Instead of leaving immediately on their honeymoon, they invited any who could come to go wine tasting the next day in the napa valley.
I said, hmmm, what if she's down to go. I asked, she said yes, and I picked her up the next day. The 5 hour drive up was fun. The wine tasting got us faded. Apparently I can only spit out wine for so long till I realize it's a waste of alcohol and I start downing glassfuls. We're pretty well blitzed so we grab a nearby hotel. Drunken fun ensues, followed by dinner, and more fun. Sounds good so far, but wait for it.....
The drive home was "interesting". Both of us being slightly hung over, our niceites were pushed aside. We start talking about likes and dislikes, pet peeves, etc... and she mentions that SHE HATES GUNS! Not only hates guns and fighting (MMA, boxing, wrestling, KB, etc...) but hates people who do it. Me being a proponent of the 1st and second amendment and being hung over... I proudly state, I have many guns, I use guns, and I know how to fight. As a matter of fact, I used to fight for fun back in my ARMY days.
Apparently that combination of words topped off with the word "ARMY" set her off. You've heard of psychoDad.... well, on my passenger seat, sat his daughter, psychoB!tch. The last 2 hours were quiet with sporadic knifelike glances, head shaking, and general disgust.
I said, hmmm, what if she's down to go. I asked, she said yes, and I picked her up the next day. The 5 hour drive up was fun. The wine tasting got us faded. Apparently I can only spit out wine for so long till I realize it's a waste of alcohol and I start downing glassfuls. We're pretty well blitzed so we grab a nearby hotel. Drunken fun ensues, followed by dinner, and more fun. Sounds good so far, but wait for it.....
The drive home was "interesting". Both of us being slightly hung over, our niceites were pushed aside. We start talking about likes and dislikes, pet peeves, etc... and she mentions that SHE HATES GUNS! Not only hates guns and fighting (MMA, boxing, wrestling, KB, etc...) but hates people who do it. Me being a proponent of the 1st and second amendment and being hung over... I proudly state, I have many guns, I use guns, and I know how to fight. As a matter of fact, I used to fight for fun back in my ARMY days.
Apparently that combination of words topped off with the word "ARMY" set her off. You've heard of psychoDad.... well, on my passenger seat, sat his daughter, psychoB!tch. The last 2 hours were quiet with sporadic knifelike glances, head shaking, and general disgust.
Sounds like you didn't regret getting some, just the drive afterwards....shoulda left her at the hotel
In retrospect, I prolly coulda got some of that.
btw... that wasn't the last time I got flak from her about the gun thing. That's the thing about psychoB!tch, she doesn't know when to let it go. explains why she's still single
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Well, aren't we the picky little prince?
Not this ghetto daddy-o. Off of Brooks road, right down the street from Graceland. I was shocked too.I call BS - ghettos are made of brick and do not have wheels.
I do love justin timberlake.
So YOU'RE the one who gave him his first street cred.
So that's what they're calling it now days...