Damned smart people and their mind games.How do you drive a moron crazy with anticipation?
I read that as mormon, and thought... "When he gets his promise band off?"How do you drive a moron crazy with anticipation?
One day, the 4th grade teacher says, "Class, today I'm going to give you a little history pop quiz. I'll give a lollipop to everyone who gets an answer correct."Who here loves Little Johnny Jokes???
You should be N8 for this. Horrible.Q: What are a redneck's last words?
A: Hey y'all, watch this...
I agree. There's no apostrophe in yall.You should be N8 for this. Horrible.
You're an idiot.I agree. There's no apostrophe in yall.
I can't believe you're from Arakansas.
2006-2007 Smartest State AwardI can't believe you're from Arakansas.
...said the redneck.I agree. There's no apostrophe in yall.
actually, its 9 arms.What has seven arms and sucks ass?
Def Leppard.
You're right. I need to go back to remedial counting.actually, its 9 arms.
lol...now that's going to piss some people off...DWhat do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.