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$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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way to be relevant:

Texas GOP platform endorses anti-sodomy laws, other controversial positions
“The committee meets a couple of days before the convention and meets for a few days on end,” Preston said. He went on to explain that while they look to the previous platform for inspiration, they are more focused on current issues.
which is code for "we got wicked drunk & buggered each other, and are really, really, guilty about it all. so we want to make efforts to ban this behavior so teh ghey can't get spread"
The text of the Texas GOP platform forthrightly states that the Party “oppose the legalization of sodomy” and says that “homosexual behavior is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have been ordained by God, recognized by our country’s founders, and shared by the majority of Texans.”
using the seldom employed argumentum ad deum

without even a hint of hypocrisy, the gov said:
“As Republicans, we share beliefs and values that have made our state the envy of the nation. The governor is proud of the Republican Party’s principles of limited government, low taxes, restrained spending, family values and individual liberty
well i don't wonder why so many see us as bi-curious theocrats.

you stay classy san antonio
 

KavuRider

Turbo Monkey
Jan 30, 2006
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That picture is horrific...I cringe every time you post it.

Oh yeah, and its Texas, why are you acting so surprised?
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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Conservatives love it when gay sex is forbidden. It makes the closet homos get even hotter for manlove.
 

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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You seem to think this is somehow unique to texas GOP retards and not the GOP in its entirety.
taken literally, this arm of the gop is set back, or 'retarded', as you say.

if what you believe is true, wouldn't you see/hear/read more of this on the media mouth pieces? instead, you find a mocking piece on tucker carlson's website. this archaic attitude is exclusive to redneck backwaters, and not gop proper.

here, let a disinterested 3rd party columnist explain it
 

dante

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Feb 13, 2004
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way to be relevant:

Texas GOP platform endorses anti-sodomy laws, other controversial positionswhich is code for "we got wicked drunk & buggered each other, and are really, really, guilty about it all. so we want to make efforts to ban this behavior so teh ghey can't get spread"using the seldom employed argumentum ad deum

without even a hint of hypocrisy, the gov said: well i don't wonder why so many see us as bi-curious theocrats.

you stay classy san antonio
I wonder what other "controversial positions" they were discussing/practicing... :brows:
 

kidwoo

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taken literally, this arm of the gop is set back, or 'retarded', as you say.

if what you believe is true, wouldn't you see/hear/read more of this on the media mouth pieces? instead, you find a mocking piece on tucker carlson's website. this archaic attitude is exclusive to redneck backwaters, and not gop proper.

here, let a disinterested 3rd party columnist explain it

Tucker Carlson? :rofl:



The self procaimed wittle republican blowhard who lives off his parents?

Yeah I take him as seriously as texas.