way to be relevant:
Texas GOP platform endorses anti-sodomy laws, other controversial positionsusing the seldom employed argumentum ad deum
without even a hint of hypocrisy, the gov said:
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Texas GOP platform endorses anti-sodomy laws, other controversial positions
which is code for "we got wicked drunk & buggered each other, and are really, really, guilty about it all. so we want to make efforts to ban this behavior so teh ghey can't get spread"The committee meets a couple of days before the convention and meets for a few days on end, Preston said. He went on to explain that while they look to the previous platform for inspiration, they are more focused on current issues.
The text of the Texas GOP platform forthrightly states that the Party opposethe legalization of sodomy and says that homosexual behavior is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have been ordained by God, recognized by our countrys founders, and shared by the majority of Texans.
without even a hint of hypocrisy, the gov said:
well i don't wonder why so many see us as bi-curious theocrats.As Republicans, we share beliefs and values that have made our state the envy of the nation. The governor is proud of the Republican Partys principles of limited government, low taxes, restrained spending, family values and individual liberty
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