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Texas vs. Humanity

AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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Back in Art School there was an administration assistant who was from Texas and clearly could not stand art students. She pronounced her previous state name with a weird faux accent that sounded like, “Teh-sis”. It was the only word she said like that.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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only if you've never been to Louisiana

which anatomically, makes sense if you take into consideration the location of the florida (let's call it, the peninsula) , and the giant outflow the of mississippi

I think texas is just the bloated, flabby, useless cheeks

It depends in which direction you choose to take the cross section. If Florida is the wang and Louisiana is the asshole, Alabama would be the taint and Texas the ass-crack.
 

kidwoo

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I (and the NYT) should know better than to believe initial reports from NYPD